chris, it depends on what you're looking for. The main collection of Smithsonian museums is on the Mall, although there are a few in other parts of the city. Here's a map of the museums, which are generally east of 14th Street. And Here's a map of what's west of 14th Street.
For first-time visitors to the DC Mall, I usually recommend taking Metro to the Smithsonian station. Use the Mall exit from the station. When you get to the top of the escalator, take a few steps forward (so you aren't blocking other passengers) and turn around. The Washington Monument will be in front of you, and it's a great view. From that spot, the American History and Natural History museums will be on your right, and the Freer Gallery will be on your left. THe Capitol will be behind you.
From there, it depends on what you're interested in. If you're interested in Asian art, the Freer and Sackler (they're connected to each other as well as the African art museum by underground tunnel) are must-sees. The Hirshhorn is modern art. Most of the others have pretty self-explanatory titles.
I think the difference is the smooshability of said breasts. I can fit a lot in the bra, because my breasts are pretty smooshy, and the items justpush the breast down, not the cup out.
I never have pockets, so I actually regularly keep keys and phone in my bra.
Have people seen Tricia Helfer bottle feeding a kitten:
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Mine are malleable, but their volume doesn't alter much. And keys? NEVER. Sorry, no vacancy, please try another branch.
Good lord. I finally looked up that "Fred and George must have seen some guy named Peter in Ron's room on the Marauder's map the whole time and not said anything."
I'm gonna guess they didn't really--so what do you do with something like that when you're parsing a story. It's a plot hole JK didn't address in the books--do you decide it
means
something, do you write fixit, even if it's only in your head, what?
Have people seen Tricia Helfer bottle feeding a kitten:
Have you heard? The Cylons look like kittens now.
So all the actual museums are on the Mall now? It was the one building south of the Mall that said "Smithsonian" that was confusing me.
I've got gappy enough cleavage in the bra I'm wearing right now that I could carry keys in there comfortably, but I rarely need to carry keys when I'm not carrying a purse anyway. So, no actual experience with that. I have on occasion tried tucking a phone in, but that is neither comfortable nor secure.
My boobs don't squish together enough, even in a bra. My phone would probably fall right out.
Not that I can imagine that in any way being comfortable. The most I've ever done is stuck a couple of folded bills in there, and I don't even like that.
