Jeez, don't get all Movie of the Week. I was just too cheap to buy you a real present.

Dawn ,'The Killer In Me'


Natter 70: Hookers and Blow  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Sophia Brooks - Aug 10, 2012 6:41:12 am PDT #17696 of 30001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

I think the difference is the smooshability of said breasts. I can fit a lot in the bra, because my breasts are pretty smooshy, and the items justpush the breast down, not the cup out.

I never have pockets, so I actually regularly keep keys and phone in my bra.


Sophia Brooks - Aug 10, 2012 6:45:22 am PDT #17697 of 30001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

Have people seen Tricia Helfer bottle feeding a kitten:

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§ ita § - Aug 10, 2012 6:45:37 am PDT #17698 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Mine are malleable, but their volume doesn't alter much. And keys? NEVER. Sorry, no vacancy, please try another branch.

Good lord. I finally looked up that "Fred and George must have seen some guy named Peter in Ron's room on the Marauder's map the whole time and not said anything."

I'm gonna guess they didn't really--so what do you do with something like that when you're parsing a story. It's a plot hole JK didn't address in the books--do you decide it means something, do you write fixit, even if it's only in your head, what?


tommyrot - Aug 10, 2012 6:47:11 am PDT #17699 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Have people seen Tricia Helfer bottle feeding a kitten:

Have you heard? The Cylons look like kittens now.


Hil R. - Aug 10, 2012 6:56:12 am PDT #17700 of 30001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

And keys? NEVER. Sorry, no vacancy, please try another branch.

Yeah. Keys are pointy.


chrismg - Aug 10, 2012 6:56:53 am PDT #17701 of 30001
"...and then Legolas and the Hulk destroy the entire Greek army." - Penny Arcade

So all the actual museums are on the Mall now? It was the one building south of the Mall that said "Smithsonian" that was confusing me.


Steph L. - Aug 10, 2012 6:57:53 am PDT #17702 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

My bras are full of breasts. If there's room in there for a phone, I need a different bra. I've never quite understood that.

Me, too.


-t - Aug 10, 2012 7:06:52 am PDT #17703 of 30001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

I've got gappy enough cleavage in the bra I'm wearing right now that I could carry keys in there comfortably, but I rarely need to carry keys when I'm not carrying a purse anyway. So, no actual experience with that. I have on occasion tried tucking a phone in, but that is neither comfortable nor secure.


Amy - Aug 10, 2012 7:09:23 am PDT #17704 of 30001
Because books.

My boobs don't squish together enough, even in a bra. My phone would probably fall right out.

Not that I can imagine that in any way being comfortable. The most I've ever done is stuck a couple of folded bills in there, and I don't even like that.


Sophia Brooks - Aug 10, 2012 7:12:06 am PDT #17705 of 30001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

I actually put the phone in the outside, like a pocket. The keys usually go in the cleavage area, though. Sometimes I also put the phone under the strap just below my shoulder.