Mine are malleable, but their volume doesn't alter much. And keys? NEVER. Sorry, no vacancy, please try another branch.
Good lord. I finally looked up that "Fred and George must have seen some guy named Peter in Ron's room on the Marauder's map the whole time and not said anything."
I'm gonna guess they didn't really--so what do you do with something like that when you're parsing a story. It's a plot hole JK didn't address in the books--do you decide it
means
something, do you write fixit, even if it's only in your head, what?
Have people seen Tricia Helfer bottle feeding a kitten:
Have you heard? The Cylons look like kittens now.
So all the actual museums are on the Mall now? It was the one building south of the Mall that said "Smithsonian" that was confusing me.
I've got gappy enough cleavage in the bra I'm wearing right now that I could carry keys in there comfortably, but I rarely need to carry keys when I'm not carrying a purse anyway. So, no actual experience with that. I have on occasion tried tucking a phone in, but that is neither comfortable nor secure.
My boobs don't squish together enough, even in a bra. My phone would probably fall right out.
Not that I can imagine that in any way being comfortable. The most I've ever done is stuck a couple of folded bills in there, and I don't even like that.
I actually put the phone in the outside, like a pocket. The keys usually go in the cleavage area, though. Sometimes I also put the phone under the strap just below my shoulder.
I have phone or money or lighter in my bra quite a lot. If I'm doing stuff around the house or am driving it's the best place to stash it. (Pro tip - if you are talking to me and I am in the car, you are probably talking to my boob. On speaker!)
Plot holes - I almost automatically do hand-wavey fix-its in my head, if I even notice a plot hole, which I mostly don't. Even once they've been pointed out, they kind of glance off my brain with little effect.