My bras are full of breasts. If there's room in there for a phone, I need a different bra. I've never quite understood that.
Me, too.
You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with until you understand who's in ruttin' command here.
Jayne ,'The Train Job'
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Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Steph L. - Aug 10, 2012 6:57:53 am PDT #17702 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
-t - Aug 10, 2012 7:06:52 am PDT #17703 of 30001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
I've got gappy enough cleavage in the bra I'm wearing right now that I could carry keys in there comfortably, but I rarely need to carry keys when I'm not carrying a purse anyway. So, no actual experience with that. I have on occasion tried tucking a phone in, but that is neither comfortable nor secure.
Amy - Aug 10, 2012 7:09:23 am PDT #17704 of 30001
Because books.
My boobs don't squish together enough, even in a bra. My phone would probably fall right out.
Not that I can imagine that in any way being comfortable. The most I've ever done is stuck a couple of folded bills in there, and I don't even like that.
Sophia Brooks - Aug 10, 2012 7:12:06 am PDT #17705 of 30001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here
I actually put the phone in the outside, like a pocket. The keys usually go in the cleavage area, though. Sometimes I also put the phone under the strap just below my shoulder.
brenda m - Aug 10, 2012 7:12:53 am PDT #17706 of 30001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
I have phone or money or lighter in my bra quite a lot. If I'm doing stuff around the house or am driving it's the best place to stash it. (Pro tip - if you are talking to me and I am in the car, you are probably talking to my boob. On speaker!)
-t - Aug 10, 2012 7:12:57 am PDT #17707 of 30001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
Plot holes - I almost automatically do hand-wavey fix-its in my head, if I even notice a plot hole, which I mostly don't. Even once they've been pointed out, they kind of glance off my brain with little effect.
-t - Aug 10, 2012 7:19:46 am PDT #17708 of 30001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
Hm, Up by the shoulder is not uncomfortable. I'll try it for a bit and see if it stays put.
§ ita § - Aug 10, 2012 7:26:59 am PDT #17709 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Up by the shoulder, like facing up? Or facing out? Facing forward, it would fall out. Not enough tension there--there's a gap where the strap doesn't touch me. Facing up, too much tension. I'd have to loosen the strap to fit something in.
Sue - Aug 10, 2012 7:29:22 am PDT #17710 of 30001
hip deep in pie
My boobs don't squish together enough, even in a bra. My phone would probably fall right out.
I once tried to drop my ipod into my bra in a public place...except that I forgot I was wearing a plunge bra that only had a little strappy bit in the middle, and down the ipod went in my shirt. I had to then try to discreetly fish it out.
A single key or loonie or toonie becomes unnoticable in my bra once it's warmed to body temperature.
Hil R. - Aug 10, 2012 7:31:04 am PDT #17711 of 30001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
I once tried to drop my ipod into my bra in a public place
I don't think that I could "drop" anything into my bra -- my bra is pretty tight against my skin in most places, and putting something into it would require pulling the bra away from the skin. There's certainly not any empty space big enough to drop in an iPod.