Allyson, you are awesome!
And so is Hil's story about the pedestrian and Connie's resoponse:
On the second impact, if I was the driver, I might start thinking, "Zombie?"
I kissed him, and I told him that I loved him. And I killed him.
Buffy ,'Same Time, Same Place'
Natter 70: Hookers and Blow
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
quester - Apr 18, 2012 6:23:29 pm PDT #1583 of 30001
Danger is my middle name, only I spell it R. u. t. h. - Tina Belcher.
Connie Neil - Apr 18, 2012 6:25:24 pm PDT #1584 of 30001
brillig
Well, there are all sorts of zombie preparedness programs out there, so they're bound to start showing up sometime.
Heck, I know where I can get zombie-rated bullets. In appropriately garish boxes. In all calibers.
Maria - Apr 18, 2012 6:26:09 pm PDT #1585 of 30001
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift
I am CauldronStorm7204 on Pottermore. Now to go back and collect usernames....
sara, glad I could quiet the hamster brain for a while. It was a nice way to end the evening for me as well.
Pix - Apr 18, 2012 6:32:14 pm PDT #1586 of 30001
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie
I am SickleGhost17778. I’m not sure I’m going to last. I futzed around on the site for five minutes and got frustrated and left again. I am so ashamed of my ADD self right now.
sarameg - Apr 18, 2012 6:35:19 pm PDT #1587 of 30001
For such a little cat, Pumpkin has a LOUD snore. Especially in my ear.
OK, beddybye time, while I'm still mellow.
Nora Deirdre - Apr 18, 2012 6:43:32 pm PDT #1588 of 30001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
Allyson, it was because it was the first time the question made me laugh harder than the answer. Also, totes on the Jew thing.
Pix - Apr 18, 2012 7:04:20 pm PDT #1589 of 30001
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie
First, Allyson’s post is made of awesome. I’ve marked it for the next time I hear that bullshit.
Second, last night’s Castle made me miss Firefly SO MUCH.
SuziQ - Apr 18, 2012 7:05:05 pm PDT #1590 of 30001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame
I feel like I have the fat gal invisibility cloak. I chopped my hair (shorter than I wanted it) and only one person has commented. Eh, whatever.
Anyone have any good fund raising ideas for CJ's search and rescue team? We are having a silent auction in October but need to beef up the coffers before that.
billytea - Apr 18, 2012 7:31:29 pm PDT #1591 of 30001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
For some reason, when I load the "Yo, Is This Racist?" website, the formatting is all screwed up and I can only see the answers, not the questions. I have to turn off styles to read it properly.
Meanwhile, I hurt something laughing at this one:
Anonymous asked: I realized earlier that, while I find the idea of Nicki Minaj to be excellent, I find the reality of her to be overwhelming. Am I racist, sexist, just too old, or correct?
Yo, you’re probably just old, don’t get too sad about it.
UPDATE: Great follow-up comment from the inbox - “what the fuck is the ‘idea of Nicki Minaj’???”
Maria - Apr 18, 2012 7:39:38 pm PDT #1592 of 30001
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift
So I was sorted into Ravenclaw. Not unexpected.