I am SickleGhost17778. I’m not sure I’m going to last. I futzed around on the site for five minutes and got frustrated and left again. I am so ashamed of my ADD self right now.

For such a little cat, Pumpkin has a LOUD snore. Especially in my ear.

OK, beddybye time, while I'm still mellow.

Allyson, it was because it was the first time the question made me laugh harder than the answer. Also, totes on the Jew thing.

First, Allyson’s post is made of awesome. I’ve marked it for the next time I hear that bullshit.

Second, last night’s Castle made me miss Firefly SO MUCH.

I feel like I have the fat gal invisibility cloak. I chopped my hair (shorter than I wanted it) and only one person has commented. Eh, whatever.

Anyone have any good fund raising ideas for CJ's search and rescue team? We are having a silent auction in October but need to beef up the coffers before that.

For some reason, when I load the "Yo, Is This Racist?" website, the formatting is all screwed up and I can only see the answers, not the questions. I have to turn off styles to read it properly.

Meanwhile, I hurt something laughing at this one:

Anonymous asked: I realized earlier that, while I find the idea of Nicki Minaj to be excellent, I find the reality of her to be overwhelming. Am I racist, sexist, just too old, or correct?

Yo, you’re probably just old, don’t get too sad about it.

UPDATE: Great follow-up comment from the inbox - “what the fuck is the ‘idea of Nicki Minaj’???”

So I was sorted into Ravenclaw. Not unexpected.

UPDATE: Great follow-up comment from the inbox - “what the fuck is the ‘idea of Nicki Minaj’???”

This wasn't the point of your post, but I think it's pretty easy to distinguish between the concept or idea of an artist and the actual experience of it. There's lots of them out there that I want to like the idea of but actually don't like their product. Like say Angelina Jolie. Or early David Bowie. Or Reggie Watts. So the idea of Nicki Minaj? You might want to like an excellent female rapper with a freaky fashion-forward style who "wants to be a mogul" but just don't like her songs. Conceptual frameworks for art aren't necessarily racist, YO.

I picture this to be the latest Law & Order spinoff, called Law, Order and Penguins. This just goes to show that you can't trust the penguins around wine. Sure, they look all sophisticated, but they have flippers! How are they supposed to hold the glasses?

I assume they have those cute plates that will also hold a glass. Those are darling. And totally fancy enough for well-dressed penguin party.

I was flying home from LA a couple of months ago and got nicely waved into Alaska's frequent flyer club (Thank you, Alaska, I love you forever). There was a guy there who was chatty as hell. But he wasn't in any way creepy and it shocked me how how really uncreepy he was. He talked about his girlfriend, his travels and people he'd met but never once made me feel like I was a lone or unprotected woman. It was ... honestly, shocking. And I basically don't look like the kind of girl who can "expect" to get harassed. The guy stood out not because he'd had great travel experiences or taken amazing photographs, he stood out because he treated me (and every man or woman around us) like a human being.

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