You know, with the exception of one deadly and unpredictable midget, this girl is the smallest cargo I've ever had to transport. Yet by far the most troublesome. Does that seem right to you?

Early ,'Objects In Space'


Natter 70: Hookers and Blow  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Matt the Bruins fan - Apr 18, 2012 5:27:49 pm PDT #1573 of 30001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

My heart goes out to the ostritch farmers if it's a trend.


shrift - Apr 18, 2012 5:33:57 pm PDT #1574 of 30001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

If anyone's wondering who WormwoodMugwump1133 is on Pottermore, it's me. Because that name was too awesome to pass up.


Sue - Apr 18, 2012 5:36:23 pm PDT #1575 of 30001
hip deep in pie

The sorting hat put me in Slytherin! I was sure I was going to be in Hufflepuff.


Anne W. - Apr 18, 2012 5:46:43 pm PDT #1576 of 30001
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.

That is indeed an awesome username, shrift.


lisah - Apr 18, 2012 5:47:11 pm PDT #1577 of 30001
Punishingly Intricate

I'm too dumb for Pottermore. I can't figure out how you even get sorted. wah wah.


Nora Deirdre - Apr 18, 2012 6:07:30 pm PDT #1578 of 30001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

Yo, Is This Racist? posted my question!

Was it the "double racist or regular sized?" question?

I do not get a lot of dudes up in my grill, either for being a fat bitch or good looking bitch. I don't know why. I assumed it was because I was fat/invisible, but reading about Sophia's and Epic's comments, I guess that's not it. Perhaps I radiate menace? (though I would imagine that would attract more challenges there.) Cloak of Invisibility? ::shrug:: I'm not complaining though I am a little puzzled.


Allyson - Apr 18, 2012 6:12:49 pm PDT #1579 of 30001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Was it the "double racist or regular sized?" question?

How did you know? Do I post like a Jew?


Steph L. - Apr 18, 2012 6:13:03 pm PDT #1580 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

I do not get a lot of dudes up in my grill, either for being a fat bitch or good looking bitch. I don't know why. I assumed it was because I was fat/invisible, but reading about Sophia's and Epic's comments, I guess that's not it. Perhaps I radiate menace? (though I would imagine that would attract more challenges there.) Cloak of Invisibility? ::shrug:: I'm not complaining though I am a little puzzled.

This is me 100%. I'm out a lot, walking the dog, and I don't get bothered at all. I'm going to go with Cloak of Invisibility.


Sue - Apr 18, 2012 6:20:30 pm PDT #1581 of 30001
hip deep in pie

This is me 100%. I'm out a lot, walking the dog, and I don't get bothered at all. I'm going to go with Cloak of Invisibility.

Me three. But I developed a pretty good FOAD face pretty early in life.


Consuela - Apr 18, 2012 6:22:19 pm PDT #1582 of 30001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

Letting my hair go grey was a good way to get a cloak of invisibility. Men don't seem to notice me at all, anymore.

Although I get comments from women about my hair, or my coat, sometimes. Yesterday in the space of five minutes, I had one women ask where I got my hair done, and another compliment my red trench coat. Which was nice.