Was it the "double racist or regular sized?" question?
How did you know? Do I post like a Jew?
Wesley: Feng Shui. Gunn: Right. What's that mean again? Wesley: That people will believe anything. Actually, in this place, Feng Shui will probably have enormous significance. I'll align my furniture the wrong way and suddenly catch fire or turn into a pudding.
'Conviction (1)'
Natter 70: Hookers and Blow
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Allyson - Apr 18, 2012 6:12:49 pm PDT #1579 of 30001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
Steph L. - Apr 18, 2012 6:13:03 pm PDT #1580 of 30001
I look more rad than Lutheranism
I do not get a lot of dudes up in my grill, either for being a fat bitch or good looking bitch. I don't know why. I assumed it was because I was fat/invisible, but reading about Sophia's and Epic's comments, I guess that's not it. Perhaps I radiate menace? (though I would imagine that would attract more challenges there.) Cloak of Invisibility? ::shrug:: I'm not complaining though I am a little puzzled.
This is me 100%. I'm out a lot, walking the dog, and I don't get bothered at all. I'm going to go with Cloak of Invisibility.
Sue - Apr 18, 2012 6:20:30 pm PDT #1581 of 30001
hip deep in pie
This is me 100%. I'm out a lot, walking the dog, and I don't get bothered at all. I'm going to go with Cloak of Invisibility.
Me three. But I developed a pretty good FOAD face pretty early in life.
Consuela - Apr 18, 2012 6:22:19 pm PDT #1582 of 30001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix
Letting my hair go grey was a good way to get a cloak of invisibility. Men don't seem to notice me at all, anymore.
Although I get comments from women about my hair, or my coat, sometimes. Yesterday in the space of five minutes, I had one women ask where I got my hair done, and another compliment my red trench coat. Which was nice.
quester - Apr 18, 2012 6:23:29 pm PDT #1583 of 30001
Danger is my middle name, only I spell it R. u. t. h. - Tina Belcher.
Allyson, you are awesome!
And so is Hil's story about the pedestrian and Connie's resoponse:
On the second impact, if I was the driver, I might start thinking, "Zombie?"
Connie Neil - Apr 18, 2012 6:25:24 pm PDT #1584 of 30001
brillig
Well, there are all sorts of zombie preparedness programs out there, so they're bound to start showing up sometime.
Heck, I know where I can get zombie-rated bullets. In appropriately garish boxes. In all calibers.
Maria - Apr 18, 2012 6:26:09 pm PDT #1585 of 30001
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift
I am CauldronStorm7204 on Pottermore. Now to go back and collect usernames....
sara, glad I could quiet the hamster brain for a while. It was a nice way to end the evening for me as well.
Pix - Apr 18, 2012 6:32:14 pm PDT #1586 of 30001
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie
I am SickleGhost17778. I’m not sure I’m going to last. I futzed around on the site for five minutes and got frustrated and left again. I am so ashamed of my ADD self right now.
sarameg - Apr 18, 2012 6:35:19 pm PDT #1587 of 30001
For such a little cat, Pumpkin has a LOUD snore. Especially in my ear.
OK, beddybye time, while I'm still mellow.
Nora Deirdre - Apr 18, 2012 6:43:32 pm PDT #1588 of 30001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
Allyson, it was because it was the first time the question made me laugh harder than the answer. Also, totes on the Jew thing.