The sorting hat put me in Slytherin! I was sure I was going to be in Hufflepuff.
Funny thing about black and white. You mix it together and you get gray. And it doesn't matter how much white you try and put back in, you're never gonna get anything but gray.
Lilah ,'Destiny'
Natter 70: Hookers and Blow
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Sue - Apr 18, 2012 5:36:23 pm PDT #1575 of 30001
hip deep in pie
Anne W. - Apr 18, 2012 5:46:43 pm PDT #1576 of 30001
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.
That is indeed an awesome username, shrift.
lisah - Apr 18, 2012 5:47:11 pm PDT #1577 of 30001
Punishingly Intricate
I'm too dumb for Pottermore. I can't figure out how you even get sorted. wah wah.
Nora Deirdre - Apr 18, 2012 6:07:30 pm PDT #1578 of 30001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
Yo, Is This Racist? posted my question!
Was it the "double racist or regular sized?" question?
I do not get a lot of dudes up in my grill, either for being a fat bitch or good looking bitch. I don't know why. I assumed it was because I was fat/invisible, but reading about Sophia's and Epic's comments, I guess that's not it. Perhaps I radiate menace? (though I would imagine that would attract more challenges there.) Cloak of Invisibility? ::shrug:: I'm not complaining though I am a little puzzled.
Allyson - Apr 18, 2012 6:12:49 pm PDT #1579 of 30001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
Was it the "double racist or regular sized?" question?
How did you know? Do I post like a Jew?
Steph L. - Apr 18, 2012 6:13:03 pm PDT #1580 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
I do not get a lot of dudes up in my grill, either for being a fat bitch or good looking bitch. I don't know why. I assumed it was because I was fat/invisible, but reading about Sophia's and Epic's comments, I guess that's not it. Perhaps I radiate menace? (though I would imagine that would attract more challenges there.) Cloak of Invisibility? ::shrug:: I'm not complaining though I am a little puzzled.
This is me 100%. I'm out a lot, walking the dog, and I don't get bothered at all. I'm going to go with Cloak of Invisibility.
Sue - Apr 18, 2012 6:20:30 pm PDT #1581 of 30001
hip deep in pie
This is me 100%. I'm out a lot, walking the dog, and I don't get bothered at all. I'm going to go with Cloak of Invisibility.
Me three. But I developed a pretty good FOAD face pretty early in life.
Consuela - Apr 18, 2012 6:22:19 pm PDT #1582 of 30001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix
Letting my hair go grey was a good way to get a cloak of invisibility. Men don't seem to notice me at all, anymore.
Although I get comments from women about my hair, or my coat, sometimes. Yesterday in the space of five minutes, I had one women ask where I got my hair done, and another compliment my red trench coat. Which was nice.
quester - Apr 18, 2012 6:23:29 pm PDT #1583 of 30001
Danger is my middle name, only I spell it R. u. t. h. - Tina Belcher.
Allyson, you are awesome!
And so is Hil's story about the pedestrian and Connie's resoponse:
On the second impact, if I was the driver, I might start thinking, "Zombie?"
Connie Neil - Apr 18, 2012 6:25:24 pm PDT #1584 of 30001
brillig
Well, there are all sorts of zombie preparedness programs out there, so they're bound to start showing up sometime.
Heck, I know where I can get zombie-rated bullets. In appropriately garish boxes. In all calibers.