The sorting hat put me in Slytherin! I was sure I was going to be in Hufflepuff.
I'm so evil and... skanky. And I think I'm kinda gay.
Willow ,'Storyteller'
Natter 70: Hookers and Blow
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Sue - Apr 18, 2012 5:36:23 pm PDT #1575 of 30001
hip deep in pie
Anne W. - Apr 18, 2012 5:46:43 pm PDT #1576 of 30001
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.
That is indeed an awesome username, shrift.
lisah - Apr 18, 2012 5:47:11 pm PDT #1577 of 30001
Punishingly Intricate
I'm too dumb for Pottermore. I can't figure out how you even get sorted. wah wah.
Nora Deirdre - Apr 18, 2012 6:07:30 pm PDT #1578 of 30001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
Yo, Is This Racist? posted my question!
Was it the "double racist or regular sized?" question?
I do not get a lot of dudes up in my grill, either for being a fat bitch or good looking bitch. I don't know why. I assumed it was because I was fat/invisible, but reading about Sophia's and Epic's comments, I guess that's not it. Perhaps I radiate menace? (though I would imagine that would attract more challenges there.) Cloak of Invisibility? ::shrug:: I'm not complaining though I am a little puzzled.
Allyson - Apr 18, 2012 6:12:49 pm PDT #1579 of 30001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
Was it the "double racist or regular sized?" question?
How did you know? Do I post like a Jew?
Steph L. - Apr 18, 2012 6:13:03 pm PDT #1580 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
I do not get a lot of dudes up in my grill, either for being a fat bitch or good looking bitch. I don't know why. I assumed it was because I was fat/invisible, but reading about Sophia's and Epic's comments, I guess that's not it. Perhaps I radiate menace? (though I would imagine that would attract more challenges there.) Cloak of Invisibility? ::shrug:: I'm not complaining though I am a little puzzled.
This is me 100%. I'm out a lot, walking the dog, and I don't get bothered at all. I'm going to go with Cloak of Invisibility.
Sue - Apr 18, 2012 6:20:30 pm PDT #1581 of 30001
hip deep in pie
This is me 100%. I'm out a lot, walking the dog, and I don't get bothered at all. I'm going to go with Cloak of Invisibility.
Me three. But I developed a pretty good FOAD face pretty early in life.
Consuela - Apr 18, 2012 6:22:19 pm PDT #1582 of 30001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix
Letting my hair go grey was a good way to get a cloak of invisibility. Men don't seem to notice me at all, anymore.
Although I get comments from women about my hair, or my coat, sometimes. Yesterday in the space of five minutes, I had one women ask where I got my hair done, and another compliment my red trench coat. Which was nice.
quester - Apr 18, 2012 6:23:29 pm PDT #1583 of 30001
Danger is my middle name, only I spell it R. u. t. h. - Tina Belcher.
Allyson, you are awesome!
And so is Hil's story about the pedestrian and Connie's resoponse:
On the second impact, if I was the driver, I might start thinking, "Zombie?"
Connie Neil - Apr 18, 2012 6:25:24 pm PDT #1584 of 30001
brillig
Well, there are all sorts of zombie preparedness programs out there, so they're bound to start showing up sometime.
Heck, I know where I can get zombie-rated bullets. In appropriately garish boxes. In all calibers.