I was listening to a podcast that talked about one a couple of weeks ago.

OMG you have no idea how helpful that would be. I keep going back to my essay, "Don't Read the Comments Section" which focuses on the inanity of comments on any given article about space exploration, and it required me to...oh god...read so many comments. Just so many. So much trolling. So much stupid. And I keep thinking, "WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?"

I want to make a short film in which a small group of vigilantes tracks these people down and kicks them in the crotch. The vigilantes would show up at people's homes, bust down the door, and grab the offender by the collar:

"ARE YOU MILES P. SHODDENFLEFFER?"

"yes...um, oh god, why do you have a baseball bat?"

"ON NOVEMBER 18, 2011 DID YOU POST, "Feminazi libtards NOBAMA!!" in response to an article on the discovery of new galaxy by Hubble?"

"yeah, well, I did say that but..."

"WHOOMP. That was your crotch kick. Don't make us come back."

Ima start a kickstarter for this project.

Ima start a kickstarter for this project.

For $50, you can kick a troll in the junk!

I AM SO IN.

I feel like it would be cathartic for so many people.

But you can't strike men in the groin. It's mean.

Also, didn't Kevin Smith do that already?

What if it was just a kick in the ass? Everyone has an ass.

Ima start a kickstarter for this project.

I'm in. I would love to do this.

Well, as long as you worked out rights issues with Jay and Silent Bob, you should be okay.

I love this video of Zachary Levi selling himself for charity, and then getting bought: [link]

Also, didn't Kevin Smith do that already?

Yeah, in a movie. No actual crotches were kicked, so I think Allyson's on solid ground.

I think I'm funnier than Jay and Silent Bob, though. They don't own the concept of kicking trolls in the pants.

One of those two sentences may be too bold.

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Zachary Levi auctions off kisses. Nathan Fillion and Adam Baldwin take him up on it.