Can we maybe vote on the whole murdering people issue?

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Natter 70: Hookers and Blow  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Steph L. - Jul 15, 2012 10:49:38 am PDT #14007 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Ima start a kickstarter for this project.

For $50, you can kick a troll in the junk!

I AM SO IN.


Allyson - Jul 15, 2012 10:52:44 am PDT #14008 of 30001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

I feel like it would be cathartic for so many people.


§ ita § - Jul 15, 2012 10:53:33 am PDT #14009 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

But you can't strike men in the groin. It's mean.

Also, didn't Kevin Smith do that already?


Allyson - Jul 15, 2012 10:59:30 am PDT #14010 of 30001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

What if it was just a kick in the ass? Everyone has an ass.


Atropa - Jul 15, 2012 11:03:35 am PDT #14011 of 30001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Ima start a kickstarter for this project.

I'm in. I would love to do this.


§ ita § - Jul 15, 2012 11:04:15 am PDT #14012 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Well, as long as you worked out rights issues with Jay and Silent Bob, you should be okay.

I love this video of Zachary Levi selling himself for charity, and then getting bought: [link]


Jessica - Jul 15, 2012 11:06:08 am PDT #14013 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Also, didn't Kevin Smith do that already?

Yeah, in a movie. No actual crotches were kicked, so I think Allyson's on solid ground.


Allyson - Jul 15, 2012 11:06:34 am PDT #14014 of 30001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

I think I'm funnier than Jay and Silent Bob, though. They don't own the concept of kicking trolls in the pants.

One of those two sentences may be too bold.


Allyson - Jul 15, 2012 11:11:09 am PDT #14015 of 30001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

[link]

Zachary Levi auctions off kisses. Nathan Fillion and Adam Baldwin take him up on it.


Atropa - Jul 15, 2012 11:15:29 am PDT #14016 of 30001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

I think I'm funnier than Jay and Silent Bob, though. They don't own the concept of kicking trolls in the pants.

Both of those sentences are true.