Can't remember which is the font thread, and apologies if it's been posted before: the Kill Comic Sans game - [link]

What does that even mean? Or do I want to know?

Well, it's kind of a long story but, basically, it's a...um...pretend business venture? Based on my friend's one-day experience in the Baltimore city lockup this past spring. The "2nd worst" thing that happened was that she saw one of her cellmates squat and remove some cigarettes (and matches!) from her vagina. So she could smoke them (and trade one for $5). In the retelling of this story, the idea that there must be a market out there for things that are "vaginally-aged" has arisen. There's a fetish for everything, right? (I don't actually want to know!)

(The absolute worst thing that happened was that they called her mom! Although she is over 40, does not live with her parents, and someone-me-had already paid her bail! She'd gotten picked up for a traffic thing, she'd hurt nobody's person or property, so it wasn't a big deal but, still, you don't want to have to explain being in jail to your mom!)

Vaginally aged sounds like a person making fun of the frommagist cave-aged bullshit.

We should learn dumbass, but we do know asshole.

I had to write out Grace's sign vocab the other day and she knows about 70+ words, plus a few stock phrases (it's nice to meet you! good to see you! brother hurt me).

We should learn dumbass, but we do know asshole.

It's just the sign for dumb (which is like touching your hand in a fist to your forehead) and the sign for ass combined.

Making fun of the frommagist cave-aged bullshit

Right! The term "vaginally conditioned" was also brought up.

brother hurt me

aww! Good phrase to know!

I also ordered these from Zenni as sunglasses: [link] They are way pricier than I usually pay for prescription glasses, but I love them!

She tells on Noah all the time. It's her favorite phrase!

Also, Happy Fun Ball which we also have taught her.

Hand in fist to forehead? If you make your hand into an o shape and hit your forehead than you are signing asshole.

She's going to need chemo. That degree of best/worst case scenario has been determined. Still don't know about radiation. I'm going to do my best to not flip the fuck out between now and the next time I see her, in the next 24 hours, but it's not going to be easy.

I better turn on the work computer and send that work email before I get even more distracted and more hysterical.

I want to focus on the little things, like the car rental people who didn't charge me extra for the empty tank, and who flirted with me all the way back to my house, or the nurse that calls me "My love" or OR FUCK MY MOTHER HAS CANCER.

I don't really want to deal right now, not even a little. They don't make the drugs or the therapy or the hugs or anything for what I need right now, and that's just me! Imagine what *she* needs right now. I don't know what to do.

If you make your hand into an o shape and hit your forehead than you are signing asshole.

Huh, it was similar to that but there was definitely a touching of the ass involved. We were all pretty tipsy by that point in the evening though.

I don't know if you can think about what you need to do, ita, beyond just doing it. Going moment to moment because the big picture is too big and scary is sometimes the only way to make it through. The only way I've made it through some of the worst medical shit is to remember that this moment and then this moment and then this moment etc are all I need to handle.

I don't have any skill at all in dealing with a sick parent, so grain of salt the advice.

I didn't even want to walk to the bathroom at 39 weeks. More power to the marathoner, man.

I don't really want to deal right now, not even a little.

Hang in there, lady. Deep breaths.