We killed a homeless man on this bench. Me and Dru. Those were good times. You know, he begged for mercy, and you know, that only made her bite harder.

Spike ,'Sleeper'


Spike's Bitches 47: Someone Dangerous Could Get In  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


smonster - Feb 22, 2012 4:14:44 pm PST #8177 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Vortex, that's a good idea. Thanks! Thanks to everyone for the ideas and counsel.


Laura - Feb 22, 2012 4:14:51 pm PST #8178 of 30001
Our wings are not tired.

I am so very blessed to have an abundance of helpful handy types to help with the dog walking and ladder climbing and vermin cleanup and all sorts of stuff I need help with. They even volunteer to do things for my friends and parents too.

There are lots of people here that run errands, cook, shop, and a such for hourly rates. We have a large senior and seasonal population that really need and utilize the services.


Zenkitty - Feb 22, 2012 4:22:00 pm PST #8179 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

God, I'd hire smonster in a flash as my handy-housewife were she in the area.

So would I! It's not even stuff I *can't* do; it's just that I'm not real good at it, and so I put it off, and so I've been living here for three years and still haven't painted the upstairs bathroom or hung curtain rods in three rooms.

And in all seriousness, smonster, I can't be the only single woman who ever had a bad experience with a workman in her home; I bet that a female handyman with credentials like yours would be in high demand.


smonster - Feb 22, 2012 4:22:57 pm PST #8180 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

I've found it! The perfect job! [link]


beekaytee - Feb 22, 2012 4:27:01 pm PST #8181 of 30001
Compassionately intolerant

WAIT. It's dog walking and minor PITA tasks? Why don't I have this in my life? I will pay.

Yup. Dog walking, home repairs, house cleaning and...coming soon...home cooking.

You got a problem, yo, I'll solve it. t /Vanilla Ice .

Or, rather, my partner's company will solve it.


Steph L. - Feb 22, 2012 4:27:53 pm PST #8182 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

I've found it! The perfect job! [link]

Also seeking swimsuit models for SWAMP ILLUSTRATED video calendar.


Laura - Feb 22, 2012 4:33:30 pm PST #8183 of 30001
Our wings are not tired.

I've found it! The perfect job! [link]

Is it inappropriate to ask for pictures after you get said job?

Eta: it is my birthday after all


lisah - Feb 22, 2012 4:54:51 pm PST #8184 of 30001
Punishingly Intricate

Bwah! Sexy Fishing!!


smonster - Feb 22, 2012 5:11:30 pm PST #8185 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

I'm reminded of Faith's story about gator wrassling and Xander asking if she was naked...


P.M. Marc - Feb 22, 2012 5:46:03 pm PST #8186 of 30001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

I pay money for a poop scooper! Worth every penny.