Bwah! Sexy Fishing!!
'War Stories'
Spike's Bitches 47: Someone Dangerous Could Get In
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
I'm reminded of Faith's story about gator wrassling and Xander asking if she was naked...
I pay money for a poop scooper! Worth every penny.
OMFG TAKE THAT JOB NOW.
And I am SERIOUS! BWAHAHAHA!
And if you do this on your own, DO track everything: mileage, supplies, flyers, etc. Just in case you make enough freelancing you have to claim it, and then POOF -- deductions.
I fucking love deductions.
What about those "Pick It Up" businesses? People pick up your dry cleaning, do your grocery shopping, let your dog out, pick your dog up from the vet, go get painting supplies from Lowe's, get booze and flowers for a party...stuff like that where you wish there was two of you because you have too much shit to get done.
truly. we need a "pay a buffista" business.
Heh. What am I, chopped liver?!
(not bitchy, just snorty, le nub!)
LOL. sorry. MY oversight.
I kid, I kid!!!
Hec jokes about keeping The Buffista Files; I've got, like, CIA dossiers. It cracks my shit up.
(Y'ALL ARE SAFE WITH ME, I SWEAR! D works in comp sec; I am locked dooooowwn.)
Aren't there booming businesses in the big cities for people who will run errands? And I think a handywoman would be a boon for women who don't want to let a strange man in the house. (Though in equal opportunity recognition, a woman could also axe murder the whole family and make off with the good silver.)