I pay money for a poop scooper! Worth every penny.
Yeah, we're building a race of frog-people. It's a good time
Xander ,'Selfless'
Spike's Bitches 47: Someone Dangerous Could Get In
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
P.M. Marc - Feb 22, 2012 5:46:03 pm PST #8186 of 30001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
Strix - Feb 22, 2012 6:09:34 pm PST #8187 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
OMFG TAKE THAT JOB NOW.
And I am SERIOUS! BWAHAHAHA!
And if you do this on your own, DO track everything: mileage, supplies, flyers, etc. Just in case you make enough freelancing you have to claim it, and then POOF -- deductions.
I fucking love deductions.
What about those "Pick It Up" businesses? People pick up your dry cleaning, do your grocery shopping, let your dog out, pick your dog up from the vet, go get painting supplies from Lowe's, get booze and flowers for a party...stuff like that where you wish there was two of you because you have too much shit to get done.
le nubian - Feb 22, 2012 6:19:40 pm PST #8188 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."
truly. we need a "pay a buffista" business.
Strix - Feb 22, 2012 6:32:42 pm PST #8189 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Heh. What am I, chopped liver?!
(not bitchy, just snorty, le nub!)
le nubian - Feb 22, 2012 6:35:59 pm PST #8190 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."
LOL. sorry. MY oversight.
Strix - Feb 22, 2012 6:40:40 pm PST #8191 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
I kid, I kid!!!
Hec jokes about keeping The Buffista Files; I've got, like, CIA dossiers. It cracks my shit up.
(Y'ALL ARE SAFE WITH ME, I SWEAR! D works in comp sec; I am locked dooooowwn.)
Connie Neil - Feb 22, 2012 6:45:18 pm PST #8192 of 30001
brillig
Aren't there booming businesses in the big cities for people who will run errands? And I think a handywoman would be a boon for women who don't want to let a strange man in the house. (Though in equal opportunity recognition, a woman could also axe murder the whole family and make off with the good silver.)
brenda m - Feb 22, 2012 6:51:38 pm PST #8193 of 30001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
Atropa - Feb 22, 2012 7:08:44 pm PST #8194 of 30001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
(Though in equal opportunity recognition, a woman could also axe murder the whole family and make off with the good silver.)
STOP TALKING ABOUT MY PLANS!
I kid, I kid. I'm more of a poisoner, what with my fondness for Victoriana.
All joking aside, I think a business of running errands/doing handywork is a really good idea.
Strix - Feb 22, 2012 7:15:17 pm PST #8195 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
I think I'm a bludgeoner. I mean, if I HAD TO. With proper, sensible precautions for forensics stuff.
Or a long-reach stabber. Knives have too much potential to be taken away from me and used against me (been there, done that, didn't love it.)
Maybe an axe. Or my favorite instrument: MACHETE!!
(This is all theoretical.)