We killed a homeless man on this bench. Me and Dru. Those were good times. You know, he begged for mercy, and you know, that only made her bite harder.

Spike ,'Sleeper'


Spike's Bitches 47: Someone Dangerous Could Get In  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Hil R. - Feb 11, 2012 8:41:59 am PST #7081 of 30001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Hil, any chance for a schlafstunde later?

A nap? (I know schlaf means sleep.) Possibly. But I just slept all morning. I'm working on ASL homework now. (One annoying thing about ASL homework -- can't do it in pajamas. For most of the assignments, I've got to video myself signing something, and that means real clothes.)


askye - Feb 11, 2012 9:11:33 am PST #7082 of 30001
Thrive to spite them

I had a crappy day, I picked up an extra shift today but I ended up only working less than an hour.

I have some sort of GI thing. I started my morning throwing up in bed. And it went downhill from there. I only went into work because I was hoping I'd feel better and there was no other cashier coming in until 11. But I got there and the Asst Mgr wanted to send me home, but he couldn't get a hold of anyone to come in.

It wasn't until a department mgr had to cover the register twice while I raced to the bathroom that I got to go home. Actually that mgr went and talked to the Asst and said he'd cover the register.

I managed to make it home with a stop to the grocery store for some jello, applesauce, crackers and gatorade and then I slept for a few hours.


Shir - Feb 11, 2012 9:27:21 am PST #7083 of 30001
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

Oh, {{askye}}. What a crappy day. Feel better~ma.


Burrell - Feb 11, 2012 9:51:21 am PST #7084 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Hey smonster, I just sent you an email. I need to double check your address! Danke


Strix - Feb 11, 2012 10:14:46 am PST #7085 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Shir, I'd be happy to proof your cover letter. Just slang it to me at owltlet@gmail.com

I hope you get the internship!

Pix, I'm sorry you're feeling wonky. My post-sick sleep sched id all kinds of messed up, and the house is a mess.


Shir - Feb 11, 2012 10:57:25 am PST #7086 of 30001
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

Thanks, Erin - insent!


smonster - Feb 11, 2012 12:24:24 pm PST #7087 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Damn you, norovirus! Go away and leave my people be.

Verdi Gras was a success! I don't think we diverted mass quantities of trash, but everyone was really enthusiastic about it and we pulled it off with no major issues. I call that a big win. So happy to have been a part of the first MG recycling effort.

Now to rest a bit, eat, and then back out for two more parades (as a spectator this time). Whee!


§ ita § - Feb 11, 2012 12:41:02 pm PST #7088 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Smonster, I just got the following OKC message:

After a rigorously brief overview of your profile, I have married and divorced you in my mind...thanks for all the wonderful fake memories. You will always have a special place in my heart.

Your ex-hubby, [redacted]

PS: I will need half your money according to our prenup. ;-)

I guess it's a thing? That's kinda irritating. It's the internet. Word will get around.


Nora Deirdre - Feb 11, 2012 12:42:18 pm PST #7089 of 30001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

Smonster, where are you gonna watch the parades tonight? At 8th Street with the gang?


Strix - Feb 11, 2012 1:28:34 pm PST #7090 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Backflung, Shir.

Ugh, I am catching uo slooowwwly with my backlog. I'm supposed to meet girlfriends out in a hour and a half, and I WANT to, but my stomach is feeling kind of gross.

I think I will drink some flat coke, watch SPN and play it by ear. The bar's really close to my house.