Smonster, I just got the following OKC message:

After a rigorously brief overview of your profile, I have married and divorced you in my mind...thanks for all the wonderful fake memories. You will always have a special place in my heart.

Your ex-hubby, [redacted]

PS: I will need half your money according to our prenup. ;-)

I guess it's a thing? That's kinda irritating. It's the internet. Word will get around.

Smonster, where are you gonna watch the parades tonight? At 8th Street with the gang?

Backflung, Shir.

Ugh, I am catching uo slooowwwly with my backlog. I'm supposed to meet girlfriends out in a hour and a half, and I WANT to, but my stomach is feeling kind of gross.

I think I will drink some flat coke, watch SPN and play it by ear. The bar's really close to my house.

Nora, yes! Quick, text me so we can have the multiple media cross communication trifecta.

Smonster, I just got the following OKC message:

Huh. I assume it's not the same dude, since she's East Coast. And her's was funnier.

Yeah, I didn't actually click on his profile, since it was so similar that I'm not taking it personally.

However, I am almost tempted to reply with "Hey! Someone I know got almost that message. I'm a cool kid now!"

Insent, Shir.

Cross your fingers, just signed another offer on a short sale condo. 4th time. First 3 were passed over by selling bank. This unit has a view! Good area, 1 block from grocery store, and best buy, 2 blocks from home depot. Shared garage under the unit. No stairs. Great south/west view in bedroom. W/D hookups. Will need new appliances, and kitchen would love a make over, but is in fine shape for move in, just dark cabinets. and a fireplace.

Fingers crossed, omnis! Sounds great!

Good luck, omnis!!

Sounds good, omnis! Condo~ma.