Come on. You drop by for a cup of coffee, and the world's not ending? Please.

Connor ,'Not Fade Away'


Spike's Bitches 47: Someone Dangerous Could Get In  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Burrell - Feb 11, 2012 9:51:21 am PST #7084 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Hey smonster, I just sent you an email. I need to double check your address! Danke


Strix - Feb 11, 2012 10:14:46 am PST #7085 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Shir, I'd be happy to proof your cover letter. Just slang it to me at owltlet@gmail.com

I hope you get the internship!

Pix, I'm sorry you're feeling wonky. My post-sick sleep sched id all kinds of messed up, and the house is a mess.


Shir - Feb 11, 2012 10:57:25 am PST #7086 of 30001
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

Thanks, Erin - insent!


smonster - Feb 11, 2012 12:24:24 pm PST #7087 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Damn you, norovirus! Go away and leave my people be.

Verdi Gras was a success! I don't think we diverted mass quantities of trash, but everyone was really enthusiastic about it and we pulled it off with no major issues. I call that a big win. So happy to have been a part of the first MG recycling effort.

Now to rest a bit, eat, and then back out for two more parades (as a spectator this time). Whee!


§ ita § - Feb 11, 2012 12:41:02 pm PST #7088 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Smonster, I just got the following OKC message:

After a rigorously brief overview of your profile, I have married and divorced you in my mind...thanks for all the wonderful fake memories. You will always have a special place in my heart.

Your ex-hubby, [redacted]

PS: I will need half your money according to our prenup. ;-)

I guess it's a thing? That's kinda irritating. It's the internet. Word will get around.


Nora Deirdre - Feb 11, 2012 12:42:18 pm PST #7089 of 30001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

Smonster, where are you gonna watch the parades tonight? At 8th Street with the gang?


Strix - Feb 11, 2012 1:28:34 pm PST #7090 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Backflung, Shir.

Ugh, I am catching uo slooowwwly with my backlog. I'm supposed to meet girlfriends out in a hour and a half, and I WANT to, but my stomach is feeling kind of gross.

I think I will drink some flat coke, watch SPN and play it by ear. The bar's really close to my house.


smonster - Feb 11, 2012 2:04:10 pm PST #7091 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Nora, yes! Quick, text me so we can have the multiple media cross communication trifecta.

Smonster, I just got the following OKC message:

Huh. I assume it's not the same dude, since she's East Coast. And her's was funnier.


§ ita § - Feb 11, 2012 2:13:26 pm PST #7092 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Yeah, I didn't actually click on his profile, since it was so similar that I'm not taking it personally.

However, I am almost tempted to reply with "Hey! Someone I know got almost that message. I'm a cool kid now!"


Ginger - Feb 11, 2012 2:13:45 pm PST #7093 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Insent, Shir.