Don't belong. Dangerous, like you. Can't be controlled. Can't be trusted. Everyone could just go on without me and not have to worry. People could be what they wanted to be. Could be with the people they wanted. Live simple. No secrets.

River ,'Objects In Space'


Spike's Bitches 47: Someone Dangerous Could Get In  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


smonster - Feb 11, 2012 12:24:24 pm PST #7087 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Damn you, norovirus! Go away and leave my people be.

Verdi Gras was a success! I don't think we diverted mass quantities of trash, but everyone was really enthusiastic about it and we pulled it off with no major issues. I call that a big win. So happy to have been a part of the first MG recycling effort.

Now to rest a bit, eat, and then back out for two more parades (as a spectator this time). Whee!


§ ita § - Feb 11, 2012 12:41:02 pm PST #7088 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Smonster, I just got the following OKC message:

After a rigorously brief overview of your profile, I have married and divorced you in my mind...thanks for all the wonderful fake memories. You will always have a special place in my heart.

Your ex-hubby, [redacted]

PS: I will need half your money according to our prenup. ;-)

I guess it's a thing? That's kinda irritating. It's the internet. Word will get around.


Nora Deirdre - Feb 11, 2012 12:42:18 pm PST #7089 of 30001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

Smonster, where are you gonna watch the parades tonight? At 8th Street with the gang?


Strix - Feb 11, 2012 1:28:34 pm PST #7090 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Backflung, Shir.

Ugh, I am catching uo slooowwwly with my backlog. I'm supposed to meet girlfriends out in a hour and a half, and I WANT to, but my stomach is feeling kind of gross.

I think I will drink some flat coke, watch SPN and play it by ear. The bar's really close to my house.


smonster - Feb 11, 2012 2:04:10 pm PST #7091 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Nora, yes! Quick, text me so we can have the multiple media cross communication trifecta.

Smonster, I just got the following OKC message:

Huh. I assume it's not the same dude, since she's East Coast. And her's was funnier.


§ ita § - Feb 11, 2012 2:13:26 pm PST #7092 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Yeah, I didn't actually click on his profile, since it was so similar that I'm not taking it personally.

However, I am almost tempted to reply with "Hey! Someone I know got almost that message. I'm a cool kid now!"


Ginger - Feb 11, 2012 2:13:45 pm PST #7093 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Insent, Shir.


omnis_audis - Feb 11, 2012 2:51:11 pm PST #7094 of 30001
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

Cross your fingers, just signed another offer on a short sale condo. 4th time. First 3 were passed over by selling bank. This unit has a view! Good area, 1 block from grocery store, and best buy, 2 blocks from home depot. Shared garage under the unit. No stairs. Great south/west view in bedroom. W/D hookups. Will need new appliances, and kitchen would love a make over, but is in fine shape for move in, just dark cabinets. and a fireplace.


Zenkitty - Feb 11, 2012 3:26:54 pm PST #7095 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Fingers crossed, omnis! Sounds great!


smonster - Feb 11, 2012 3:35:10 pm PST #7096 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Good luck, omnis!!