Right at the moment, I could really use someone who wanted me to knock him unconscious.
Everyone's getting spanked but me.
Willow ,'The Killer In Me'
Spike's Bitches 47: Someone Dangerous Could Get In
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Ginger - Dec 15, 2011 12:35:41 pm PST #4289 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
smonster - Dec 15, 2011 12:38:28 pm PST #4290 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
Right at the moment, I'm tempted to knock CJ unconscious (not really).
You wouldn't have had to meet up with him? But he still had your contact information?
Yes, and only via OKC. Not even sure he had my real first name.
§ ita § - Dec 15, 2011 12:41:23 pm PST #4291 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I could really use someone who wanted me to knock him unconscious.
The downsides make it not worth it, I swear.
Ginger - Dec 15, 2011 12:42:33 pm PST #4292 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
What I'd like is for knocking him unconscious to be our only interaction.
SuziQ - Dec 15, 2011 1:00:11 pm PST #4293 of 30001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame
Right at the moment, I'm tempted to knock CJ unconscious (not really).
Cool thing about karate, I get to knock him around. Legally. Despite being a 15 year old boy, I haven't wanted to punch him in the neck in the last 48 hours. I count that as a win.
JenP - Dec 15, 2011 1:45:35 pm PST #4294 of 30001
I dunno, man. I'm feeling a contest coming on. An online version of whatever that movie was where you try and bring the most awful date possible to dinner, which in reality I think is a horrible thing, but, shit, some of these online dating stories are cracking me up.
ChiKat - Dec 15, 2011 1:53:36 pm PST #4295 of 30001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
Did you ever meet in person? Because if not, you don't have proof he was a human, and you may in fact have been propositioned by SEXBOT 6000!
Honestly, that makes more sense than a human sex-toy hoarder.
I suspect it will surprise no one that I, in fact, did NOT ever meet him in person. SEXBOT 6000 makes much more sense.
JZ - Dec 15, 2011 1:58:47 pm PST #4296 of 30001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
An online version of whatever that movie was where you try and bring the most awful date possible to dinner
Dogfight! Which I just saw on a random movie channel a few weeks ago, for the first time in years. So good and so heartbreaking.
I had a couple of alt-weekly classified dating experiences back when dinosaurs roamed the earth, but mostly "Well, that was mildly pleasant but overall rather dull" rather than anything to compare with all y'all's stories.
§ ita § - Dec 15, 2011 2:00:26 pm PST #4297 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
An online version of whatever that movie was where you try and bring the most awful date possible to dinner
Also, like Dinner for Schmucks, except I'm not going to learn a heartwarming lesson. That guy was just...let's just say, not able to read a situation.
le nubian - Dec 15, 2011 2:22:00 pm PST #4298 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."
JZ, that was about the woman's looks though. This discussion is about bad behavior.
Can you imagine bad behaving people all at a dinner party? That would be among my nightmares. At one point when dating, I decided only to do dessert because having a bad dinner date was too long of an agonizing experience.