I wanna die in bed surrounded by fat grandchildren, but guess that's off the menu.

Jenny ,'Bring On The Night'


Spike's Bitches 47: Someone Dangerous Could Get In  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


DavidS - Apr 23, 2013 7:15:22 pm PDT #29278 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

WHUT.

It's so good. You're already eating super fresh, rich delicious mozzarella and then...AND THEN..The Creaminess.

Sort of like when I explained the Porterhouse steak to my college friends who'd never had one. They were already loving the T-bone part of the steak, and then I pointed out that the other part of the steak was filet mignon and you could literally cut it with a fork.


erikaj - Apr 24, 2013 5:21:22 am PDT #29279 of 30001
Always Anti-fascist!

I never knew that's what makes Porterhouse special.


DavidS - Apr 24, 2013 6:18:45 am PDT #29280 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I never knew that's what makes Porterhouse special.

It's a T-bone steak with a filet mignon on the other side of the bone!

My Dad used to get these extra thick cut Porterhouse steaks and cook them on his grill. Sooooo good.


Maria - Apr 24, 2013 8:25:59 am PDT #29281 of 30001
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift

Having a bad day. Unloveable, unwanted, and slightly worthless. Rejection coming from all sides. I need to figure out a way to stop this from bothering me.

Putting it out there in the hopes it doesn't weigh me down anymore.


Kate P. - Apr 24, 2013 8:28:24 am PDT #29282 of 30001
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love

Maria, "unloveable" is just about the last word I would ever think of to describe you. I'm sorry you're having a bad day.


Lee - Apr 24, 2013 8:38:32 am PDT #29283 of 30001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Maria,I don't know if it's internal or external voices making you feel that way, but whichever it is, they are COMPLETELY WRONG and can suck it, as far as I am concerned.


meara - Apr 24, 2013 8:41:39 am PDT #29284 of 30001

Totally untrue, Maria. Tough I know when you're in that funk it's hard to believe. Or you start thinking "we'll if they REALLY knew me they wouldn't say that". Also untrue...but regardless we know you well enough to know that you are a wonderful person.


Burrell - Apr 24, 2013 8:44:12 am PDT #29285 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

You can hang out here today Maria, we'll give you lots of hugs and affirmation. You ARE lovable!


Laura - Apr 24, 2013 8:48:11 am PDT #29286 of 30001
Our wings are not tired.

Maria, it ain't true. Trust me on this, if you sucked we would totally let you know. I have nothing but love and admiration for you. You have really set yourself on a positive path forward. Let go of anyone or anything that doesn't belong along that path with you.


Connie Neil - Apr 24, 2013 8:49:05 am PDT #29287 of 30001
brillig

It's horrible when you wake up in Bizarro World. Tomorrow will be Maria Is Awesome World.