Tea: In the midst of this really lousy day, I received the most wonderful gift from erika with a allergy inducing note. I love having buffistas in my life.
Angel: He is dead. Technically, he's undead. It's a zombie. Connor: What's a zombie? Angel: It's an undead thing. Connor: Like you? Angel: No, zombies are slow-moving, dimwitted things that crave human flesh. Connor: Like you. Angel: No! It's different. Trust me.
'Destiny'
Spike's Bitches 47: Someone Dangerous Could Get In
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
sj - Dec 06, 2012 1:35:18 pm PST #23567 of 30001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
erin_obscure - Dec 06, 2012 1:42:14 pm PST #23568 of 30001
Occasionally I’m callous and strange
"Uh, I'd like to make a report about a car versus squirrel accident."
"so...you hit a squirrel?"
"No, a squirrel fell out of a tree and dented the bejesus out of my car."
"You don't need to make a police report on that, just contact your insurance company."
"So, a cop won't come make a report?"
"On a squirrel falling on your car? No, a police officer is not going to make a report on that."
JZ - Dec 06, 2012 1:53:21 pm PST #23569 of 30001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
Did they pull out the "We pay your salary, you know!" card?
Dana - Dec 06, 2012 1:54:04 pm PST #23570 of 30001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
How big was this squirrel?
erin_obscure - Dec 06, 2012 1:59:48 pm PST #23571 of 30001
Occasionally I’m callous and strange
"Were you drunk or high at the time?" "Did someone maliciously hurl the squirrel at your vehicle with the intention of doing damage?"
I love this job sometimes ;P
Scrappy - Dec 06, 2012 2:06:02 pm PST #23572 of 30001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
"We're you previously acquainted with the aforesaid squirrel?" "What was the nature of your relationship?"
Steph L. - Dec 06, 2012 2:10:46 pm PST #23573 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
"Were you drunk or high at the time?"
"Was the squirrel drunk or high at the time?"
Lee - Dec 06, 2012 2:12:49 pm PST #23574 of 30001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
Was it a rapey squirrel?
t /Raising hope
eta white font, just in case
EpicTangent - Dec 06, 2012 2:14:13 pm PST #23575 of 30001
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty
"We're you previously acquainted with the aforesaid squirrel?" "What was the nature of your relationship?"
Anyone who saw this week's Raising Hope is probably both laughing and shuddering at this.
EpicTangent - Dec 06, 2012 2:15:03 pm PST #23576 of 30001
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty
Raising Hope x-post!
*High-Fives Lee*