"Were you drunk or high at the time?" "Did someone maliciously hurl the squirrel at your vehicle with the intention of doing damage?"
I love this job sometimes ;P
Darn your sinister attraction!
Buffybot ,'Dirty Girls'
Spike's Bitches 47: Someone Dangerous Could Get In
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
erin_obscure - Dec 06, 2012 1:59:48 pm PST #23571 of 30001
Occasionally I’m callous and strange
Scrappy - Dec 06, 2012 2:06:02 pm PST #23572 of 30001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
"We're you previously acquainted with the aforesaid squirrel?" "What was the nature of your relationship?"
Steph L. - Dec 06, 2012 2:10:46 pm PST #23573 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
"Were you drunk or high at the time?"
"Was the squirrel drunk or high at the time?"
Lee - Dec 06, 2012 2:12:49 pm PST #23574 of 30001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
Was it a rapey squirrel?
t /Raising hope
eta white font, just in case
EpicTangent - Dec 06, 2012 2:14:13 pm PST #23575 of 30001
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty
"We're you previously acquainted with the aforesaid squirrel?" "What was the nature of your relationship?"
Anyone who saw this week's Raising Hope is probably both laughing and shuddering at this.
EpicTangent - Dec 06, 2012 2:15:03 pm PST #23576 of 30001
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty
Raising Hope x-post!
*High-Fives Lee*
smonster - Dec 06, 2012 2:42:22 pm PST #23577 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
t-shirts that say SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT MY REPRODUCTIVE CHOICES. They would be marketed in maternity and not-maternity versions; and in matched sets including M-F and M-M and F-F sizes; and with ads featuring adorable looks-just-like-a-clone kids, and wildly diverse kids, and no kids at all with adults living perfectly fulfilled lives. And the kids versions would say shit like HOW IS IT YOUR BUSINESS WHO MY DONOR IS? and WHAT DO YOU MEAN WHERE AM I REALLY FROM? and HELL NO SHE IS NOT THE NANNY.
OMG, I think the sales might pay for Buffista Island.
sj, I send you lots of ~ma of all kinds to get you through this frustrating time.
"We're you previously acquainted with the aforesaid squirrel?" "What was the nature of your relationship?"
"Did the squirrel squirt mustard on you at any time?"
I made a kind of vodka cream sauce. But I used whole milk and sour cream, because I had no cream, and it's watery. Tastes okay, though. I'll have to try again with the right ingredients.
DavidS - Dec 06, 2012 2:50:46 pm PST #23578 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Speaking of cooking with booze, last night I decided to try and sautee JZ's mushrooms in brandy. I was fearful it wouldn't work but it came out pretty yummy. (There was also olive oil, Thai fish sauce, butter and garlic involved, but you could taste the brandy.)
Aims - Dec 06, 2012 4:25:27 pm PST #23579 of 30001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Aims, if you're willing, that would be a great thing for the good stuff tumblr.
I would love that!!!
erikaj - Dec 06, 2012 4:36:31 pm PST #23580 of 30001
Always Anti-fascist!
sj, glad you got it. LOL at the squirrel jokes.