Just call me the computer whisperer.

Willow ,'Lessons'


Spike's Bitches 47: Someone Dangerous Could Get In  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


amych - Sep 20, 2012 6:13:11 pm PDT #20520 of 30001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

You totes need those boots, birthday lady.


DavidS - Sep 20, 2012 6:14:25 pm PDT #20521 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

could you "like" my employer's fb page?

Liked!


Liese S. - Sep 20, 2012 6:16:03 pm PDT #20522 of 30001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

I like the third one, askye. You could go blonde, and then have less far to go if you wanted to play with more extreme color later.


smonster - Sep 20, 2012 6:21:00 pm PDT #20523 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Thanks, Hec!!

Strix, those are super sex-ay. And ~ma to your husband!!!!! All my digits are crossed for him.

askye, yay for short hair! I think any of them would look good... they seem kind of in the same area, so maybe take a couple to the stylist and see what s/he thinks?


smonster - Sep 20, 2012 6:31:04 pm PDT #20524 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

My boss fed me tonight and we got some work done and stuff. Actual conversation as I left:

Him: Happy birthday!
Me: Thanks! You can still call me tomorrow and ask me questions. I'll let you know if I'm too drunk to give you a good answer.
Him: No, no, let me guess. I speak Drunkenese.

Ah, New Orleans.


Strix - Sep 20, 2012 6:31:56 pm PDT #20525 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Thanks for the -ma...and the boot validation. I think they must be mine!

And smonsters's hair advice is good...sound plan.


Strix - Sep 20, 2012 6:41:27 pm PDT #20526 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

I CAN HAZ SEXAY BDAY BOOTZ!!!

My legs are gonna look killer, y'all!

Thank you, my shoe-loving friend!


Trudy Booth - Sep 20, 2012 6:55:23 pm PDT #20527 of 30001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Wait, billytea and Trudy were in this conversation and there was no "And risk getting pregnant?!?!" I am disappointed in both of you.

::hangs head in shame::

I'm off my game.

ION, Frank Turner is on Conan tonight. In about two minutes eastern time. Y'all should watch him sing if you can.


billytea - Sep 20, 2012 6:56:48 pm PDT #20528 of 30001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Wait, billytea and Trudy were in this conversation and there was no "And risk getting pregnant?!?!" I am disappointed in both of you.

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§ ita § - Sep 20, 2012 7:04:32 pm PDT #20529 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

One of our staff retreats involved flying 3000 miles (and then an hour or so bus ride) for a 3 day stay. That was the good one.