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And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?

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smonster - Sep 20, 2012 6:31:04 pm PDT #20524 of 30001

We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

My boss fed me tonight and we got some work done and stuff. Actual conversation as I left:

Him: Happy birthday!
Me: Thanks! You can still call me tomorrow and ask me questions. I'll let you know if I'm too drunk to give you a good answer.
Him: No, no, let me guess. I speak Drunkenese.

Ah, New Orleans.

Strix - Sep 20, 2012 6:31:56 pm PDT #20525 of 30001

A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Thanks for the -ma...and the boot validation. I think they must be mine!

And smonsters's hair advice is good...sound plan.

Strix - Sep 20, 2012 6:41:27 pm PDT #20526 of 30001

A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

I CAN HAZ SEXAY BDAY BOOTZ!!!

My legs are gonna look killer, y'all!

Thank you, my shoe-loving friend!

Trudy Booth - Sep 20, 2012 6:55:23 pm PDT #20527 of 30001

Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Wait, billytea and Trudy were in this conversation and there was no "And risk getting pregnant?!?!" I am disappointed in both of you.

::hangs head in shame::

I'm off my game.

ION, Frank Turner is on Conan tonight. In about two minutes eastern time. Y'all should watch him sing if you can.

billytea - Sep 20, 2012 6:56:48 pm PDT #20528 of 30001

You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Wait, billytea and Trudy were in this conversation and there was no "And risk getting pregnant?!?!" I am disappointed in both of you.

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§ ita § - Sep 20, 2012 7:04:32 pm PDT #20529 of 30001

Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

One of our staff retreats involved flying 3000 miles (and then an hour or so bus ride) for a 3 day stay. That was the good one.

smonster - Sep 20, 2012 7:27:29 pm PDT #20530 of 30001

We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

One of our staff retreats involved flying 3000 miles (and then an hour or so bus ride) for a 3 day stay. That was the good one.

I just... can't even imagine that. Cannot.

Hey, Zen, if you're around? Do not need wake up call - repeat, wake up call not needed. THANKS.

Polter-Cow - Sep 20, 2012 7:36:38 pm PDT #20531 of 30001

What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Yeah, there's nothing like two full days with people you don't like and can't trust.

See, I like most of my co-workers. I used to like all of my co-workers, but now we have a few bad apples. Only a few, though.

le nubian - Sep 20, 2012 7:38:25 pm PDT #20532 of 30001

"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

there are a precious few people on earth I would want to spend 2 full days with on a retreat.

but I'm an introvert.

Cass - Sep 20, 2012 7:56:55 pm PDT #20533 of 30001

Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Totally off your game, yes.

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That was funny.

I think I hit the end of today's spoons. But I've also hit the end of today so it works out.

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