Yes, there is. There's a hurry, Xander. I'm dying...I may have as few as fifty years left.

Anya ,'Same Time, Same Place'


Spike's Bitches 47: Someone Dangerous Could Get In  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


sj - Nov 02, 2011 7:12:59 am PDT #2009 of 30001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

I think you gave it to me. Went to bed with, and woke up with a headache. Hate.

Oh, no! This was not the plan.


Strix - Nov 02, 2011 7:18:08 am PDT #2010 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

I don't blame you. Headaches are the ultimate agents of chaos. Besides cats.


amych - Nov 02, 2011 7:35:56 am PDT #2011 of 30001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

What if I just blame this headache on the cat? Seems more efficient that way, plus it's not like he speaks enough English to understand accusations.


smonster - Nov 02, 2011 7:38:10 am PDT #2012 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Our Jehovah's witnesses got roped into helping stack wood once.

Nice.

Erin, I hope your headache goes away and your day improves significantly.


Strix - Nov 02, 2011 7:39:55 am PDT #2013 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Works for me!! I blame all manner of stuff on the cats, some of which they're actually responsible for.

But I'm out of milk, which is actually a good thing; I'm using sweetened condensed milk in my coffee, and the combo of caffeine, sugar and, um, ibuprofen seems to be working.

And I will commence working in about 20. Leetle more neurons firing/headache diminishing time...


amych - Nov 02, 2011 7:42:25 am PDT #2014 of 30001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Cool! I'll go ahead and tell him your headache is his fault too. He'll probably say "mrrrrrrrrp?" and then jump directly on your head, at which point it will be his fault, so we're all good.


Strix - Nov 02, 2011 7:45:02 am PDT #2015 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

I already have one cat on the lap, perforating my thighs! NO CAT ON HEAD!

Man, my legs are SO beat up from gardening/fleas/falling twice over own feet DEAD SOBER/cat kneading. It's ridic; I look like I've been hacking through a jungle or something. Good thing it's tights season; no shaving for me for a while...


meara - Nov 02, 2011 9:15:24 am PDT #2016 of 30001

Ow. OW. I thought I was sick Monday and yesterday, but today I hurt all over, and my head is killing me, and coughing makes my head move, which makes it hurt. OW. I feel like a truck ran me over. And I have to go get on a plane. Don't wanna.


Hil R. - Nov 02, 2011 10:19:47 am PDT #2017 of 30001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

I'm still coughing, to the point where random people will hear me cough and come up to me and say, "You know, it sounds like you have bronchitis." I'll email the doctor and find out if I should go in again.


le nubian - Nov 02, 2011 10:34:40 am PDT #2018 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

Hil,

I'm kinda wondering if you should take off more than a few days. It sounds like you need to be home for a week to get plenty of rest.