What if I just blame this headache on the cat? Seems more efficient that way, plus it's not like he speaks enough English to understand accusations.
Jayne: Yeah, that was some pretty risky sittin' you did there. Wash: That's right, of course, 'cause they wouldn't arrest me if we got boarded, I'm just the pilot. I can always say I was flying the ship by accident.
'Serenity'
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amych - Nov 02, 2011 7:35:56 am PDT #2011 of 30001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
smonster - Nov 02, 2011 7:38:10 am PDT #2012 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
Our Jehovah's witnesses got roped into helping stack wood once.
Nice.
Erin, I hope your headache goes away and your day improves significantly.
Strix - Nov 02, 2011 7:39:55 am PDT #2013 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Works for me!! I blame all manner of stuff on the cats, some of which they're actually responsible for.
But I'm out of milk, which is actually a good thing; I'm using sweetened condensed milk in my coffee, and the combo of caffeine, sugar and, um, ibuprofen seems to be working.
And I will commence working in about 20. Leetle more neurons firing/headache diminishing time...
amych - Nov 02, 2011 7:42:25 am PDT #2014 of 30001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Cool! I'll go ahead and tell him your headache is his fault too. He'll probably say "mrrrrrrrrp?" and then jump directly on your head, at which point it will be his fault, so we're all good.
Strix - Nov 02, 2011 7:45:02 am PDT #2015 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
I already have one cat on the lap, perforating my thighs! NO CAT ON HEAD!
Man, my legs are SO beat up from gardening/fleas/falling twice over own feet DEAD SOBER/cat kneading. It's ridic; I look like I've been hacking through a jungle or something. Good thing it's tights season; no shaving for me for a while...
meara - Nov 02, 2011 9:15:24 am PDT #2016 of 30001
Ow. OW. I thought I was sick Monday and yesterday, but today I hurt all over, and my head is killing me, and coughing makes my head move, which makes it hurt. OW. I feel like a truck ran me over. And I have to go get on a plane. Don't wanna.
Hil R. - Nov 02, 2011 10:19:47 am PDT #2017 of 30001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
I'm still coughing, to the point where random people will hear me cough and come up to me and say, "You know, it sounds like you have bronchitis." I'll email the doctor and find out if I should go in again.
le nubian - Nov 02, 2011 10:34:40 am PDT #2018 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."
Hil,
I'm kinda wondering if you should take off more than a few days. It sounds like you need to be home for a week to get plenty of rest.
Strix - Nov 02, 2011 11:13:34 am PDT #2019 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Yes, Hil; hie thee to a doctorb. Too many people I know have walked around with, well, walking pneumonia. At the very least, maybe you can get some Magic StopCoughing Coedeine. Unless you're allergic.
Steph L. - Nov 02, 2011 11:16:31 am PDT #2020 of 30001
I look more rad than Lutheranism
Too many people I know have walked around with, well, walking pneumonia.
When I had The Pleurisy, I thought it was pneumonia. A big factor in it becoming pleurisy was my cough (it was so persistent that it caused enough irritation to inflame the pleura), so definitely get the cough looked at again.