Whoa, Jen.
Mal: Zoe, why do I have a wife? Jayne: You got a wife? All I got is that dumbass stick sounds like its raining. How come you got a wife?
'Our Mrs. Reynolds'
Spike's Bitches 47: Someone Dangerous Could Get In
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
amyth - Aug 17, 2012 5:55:11 am PDT #18875 of 30001
And none of us deserving the cruelty or the grace -- Leonard Cohen
smonster - Aug 17, 2012 6:03:12 am PDT #18876 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
Jen, that is completely bananas. Wow.
JenP - Aug 17, 2012 6:06:23 am PDT #18877 of 30001
Rigth? I'm totally spinning hilarious conspiracy theories in my head, but the truth is, there are SURELY some juicy details... and I will undoubtedly never know them.
I mean, she's a single lady pastor (he is NOT in her church), so if she wants to "date," there are challenges, as you might imagine. I suspect that, "I am tired of sneaking about; let's just do this thing," was a conversation. BUT STILL!
I just hope I like the dude. Because I'm selfish that way. Oh, and that they're happy together, blah, blah, blah.
In light of the dating convo from earlier -- how's that for a dating style?
Shir - Aug 17, 2012 6:12:02 am PDT #18878 of 30001
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".
I just hope I like the dude. Because I'm selfish that way
Absolutely not selfish, IMO.
how's that for a dating style?
Quite revolutionary. One can only hope for a Cosmo issue about it.
brenda m - Aug 17, 2012 6:12:19 am PDT #18879 of 30001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
called on my in to work this morning to say that she got married yesterday.
Hah! I've gotten that phone call. But at least we knew my bro's GF.
billytea - Aug 17, 2012 6:14:46 am PDT #18880 of 30001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
Hah! I've gotten that phone call.
Now I'm all agog to learn why Jen's sister was phoning Brenda.
JenP - Aug 17, 2012 6:21:17 am PDT #18881 of 30001
Quite revolutionary.
I'm both baffled and impressed by her methods.
brenda, it's a wild call, no?
She totally raised the bar on things to do to surprise la familia. Clearly, I have work to do now.
DavidS - Aug 17, 2012 6:22:05 am PDT #18882 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Clearly, I have work to do now.
Get married tomorrow! Gay married! Would that surprise them?
Shir - Aug 17, 2012 6:25:32 am PDT #18883 of 30001
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".
I'm both baffled and impressed by her methods.
A sign of a true genius.
JenP - Aug 17, 2012 6:26:38 am PDT #18884 of 30001
Get married tomorrow! Gay married! Would that surprise them?
Yes, but one sister is gay and long-term partnered, and the other one just pulled the sneak attack marriage, so getting stealth gay married and doing it tomorrow would just be derivative. You see my problem? They'd be all, "Pffft, I've been there, she's done that. What else you got?"