Get married tomorrow! Gay married! Would that surprise them?

Yes, but one sister is gay and long-term partnered, and the other one just pulled the sneak attack marriage, so getting stealth gay married and doing it tomorrow would just be derivative. You see my problem? They'd be all, "Pffft, I've been there, she's done that. What else you got?"

Stealth group marriage?

I don't think relationship anything is the way to go. Adopt a monkey and move to Tibet.

Stealth group marriage?

OK, there's no poly (gamy or amory) in the family that I know of, and I'm seeing a big group of friends for dinner tonight. There could be foundations building.

I'm thinking, give up all (yeah, so many) my worldly possessions and, er, doing something wildly awesome? Yes, I have to work on the last part a bit.

Ha, Debet is in my brain!

Adopt a monkey and move to Tibet.

In that case, I recommend a golden snub-nosed monkey. [link]

I went to the doctor again, and I've got a whole bunch of new medicine. I also tried to buy Sudafed when I was at the pharmacy, but they wouldn't let me, because the computer ID check system wasn't working.

golden snub-nosed monkey. [link]

Pretty monkey.

Hil, that's so frustrating. I mean, they don't have a choice, but... I just want it for my head, not my meth lab, I promise.

Hil, that's so frustrating. I mean, they don't have a choice, but... I just want it for my head, not my meth lab, I promise.

Yeah. A bunch of the stores around here don't even carry it, because it's too much of a pain. I emailed my mother to ask her to buy me some.

called on my in to work this morning to say that she got married yesterday.

Oh, hey, I've gotten that phone call too! From my mom. It was her fourth marriage. We didn't even know she was dating. (Lasted a year. Ended when she drove up to his workplace, put his suitcases on the curb, and drove away.)

In retrospect, the fact that I once moved to a different state to live with a guy I'd never met in person might not be so surprising.