My heart expands / 'tis grown a bulge in't / inspired by / your beauty effulgent.

William ,'Conversations with Dead People'


Spike's Bitches 47: Someone Dangerous Could Get In  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


JenP - Aug 17, 2012 6:21:17 am PDT #18881 of 30001

Quite revolutionary.

I'm both baffled and impressed by her methods.

brenda, it's a wild call, no?

She totally raised the bar on things to do to surprise la familia. Clearly, I have work to do now.


DavidS - Aug 17, 2012 6:22:05 am PDT #18882 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Clearly, I have work to do now.

Get married tomorrow! Gay married! Would that surprise them?


Shir - Aug 17, 2012 6:25:32 am PDT #18883 of 30001
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

I'm both baffled and impressed by her methods.

A sign of a true genius.


JenP - Aug 17, 2012 6:26:38 am PDT #18884 of 30001

Get married tomorrow! Gay married! Would that surprise them?

Yes, but one sister is gay and long-term partnered, and the other one just pulled the sneak attack marriage, so getting stealth gay married and doing it tomorrow would just be derivative. You see my problem? They'd be all, "Pffft, I've been there, she's done that. What else you got?"


sumi - Aug 17, 2012 6:31:15 am PDT #18885 of 30001
Art Crawl!!!

Stealth group marriage?


DebetEsse - Aug 17, 2012 6:34:44 am PDT #18886 of 30001
Woe to the fucking wicked.

I don't think relationship anything is the way to go. Adopt a monkey and move to Tibet.


JenP - Aug 17, 2012 6:38:00 am PDT #18887 of 30001

Stealth group marriage?

OK, there's no poly (gamy or amory) in the family that I know of, and I'm seeing a big group of friends for dinner tonight. There could be foundations building.

I'm thinking, give up all (yeah, so many) my worldly possessions and, er, doing something wildly awesome? Yes, I have to work on the last part a bit.


JenP - Aug 17, 2012 6:38:36 am PDT #18888 of 30001

Ha, Debet is in my brain!


billytea - Aug 17, 2012 6:46:05 am PDT #18889 of 30001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Adopt a monkey and move to Tibet.

In that case, I recommend a golden snub-nosed monkey. [link]


Hil R. - Aug 17, 2012 7:01:04 am PDT #18890 of 30001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

I went to the doctor again, and I've got a whole bunch of new medicine. I also tried to buy Sudafed when I was at the pharmacy, but they wouldn't let me, because the computer ID check system wasn't working.