Police procedure has changed since I was little.

Wash ,'The Message'


Spike's Bitches 47: Someone Dangerous Could Get In  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Shir - Aug 17, 2012 6:25:32 am PDT #18883 of 30001
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

I'm both baffled and impressed by her methods.

A sign of a true genius.


JenP - Aug 17, 2012 6:26:38 am PDT #18884 of 30001

Get married tomorrow! Gay married! Would that surprise them?

Yes, but one sister is gay and long-term partnered, and the other one just pulled the sneak attack marriage, so getting stealth gay married and doing it tomorrow would just be derivative. You see my problem? They'd be all, "Pffft, I've been there, she's done that. What else you got?"


sumi - Aug 17, 2012 6:31:15 am PDT #18885 of 30001
Art Crawl!!!

Stealth group marriage?


DebetEsse - Aug 17, 2012 6:34:44 am PDT #18886 of 30001
Woe to the fucking wicked.

I don't think relationship anything is the way to go. Adopt a monkey and move to Tibet.


JenP - Aug 17, 2012 6:38:00 am PDT #18887 of 30001

Stealth group marriage?

OK, there's no poly (gamy or amory) in the family that I know of, and I'm seeing a big group of friends for dinner tonight. There could be foundations building.

I'm thinking, give up all (yeah, so many) my worldly possessions and, er, doing something wildly awesome? Yes, I have to work on the last part a bit.


JenP - Aug 17, 2012 6:38:36 am PDT #18888 of 30001

Ha, Debet is in my brain!


billytea - Aug 17, 2012 6:46:05 am PDT #18889 of 30001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Adopt a monkey and move to Tibet.

In that case, I recommend a golden snub-nosed monkey. [link]


Hil R. - Aug 17, 2012 7:01:04 am PDT #18890 of 30001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

I went to the doctor again, and I've got a whole bunch of new medicine. I also tried to buy Sudafed when I was at the pharmacy, but they wouldn't let me, because the computer ID check system wasn't working.


JenP - Aug 17, 2012 7:05:07 am PDT #18891 of 30001

golden snub-nosed monkey. [link]

Pretty monkey.

Hil, that's so frustrating. I mean, they don't have a choice, but... I just want it for my head, not my meth lab, I promise.


Hil R. - Aug 17, 2012 8:39:10 am PDT #18892 of 30001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Hil, that's so frustrating. I mean, they don't have a choice, but... I just want it for my head, not my meth lab, I promise.

Yeah. A bunch of the stores around here don't even carry it, because it's too much of a pain. I emailed my mother to ask her to buy me some.