Old "country doctor" with his wife who is a nurse in the room during the exam? Much more comfortable than the female PA who cracked jokes with the speculum as a puppet. 'Nuff said.
River: I know you have questions. Mal: That would be why I just asked them.
'Objects In Space'
Spike's Bitches 47: Someone Dangerous Could Get In
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
WindSparrow - Aug 10, 2012 11:04:31 am PDT #18546 of 30001
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
omnis_audis - Aug 10, 2012 11:07:53 am PDT #18547 of 30001
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir
Wait, what? OK, I know I'm a guy, but that just sounds wrong.
amyth - Aug 10, 2012 11:10:28 am PDT #18548 of 30001
And none of us deserving the cruelty or the grace -- Leonard Cohen
Puppet? Noooo.
Polter-Cow - Aug 10, 2012 11:10:33 am PDT #18549 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
I can only imagine the speculum is not nearly as fun as Speculoos.
le nubian - Aug 10, 2012 11:12:33 am PDT #18550 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."
puppet?
oh hell no.
omnis_audis - Aug 10, 2012 11:12:55 am PDT #18551 of 30001
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir
I mean, even for a girl (I have no clue how old you are when you first get the speculum), that seems wrong.
OK, gonna shut up now. Not my area of knowledge.
Steph L. - Aug 10, 2012 11:18:53 am PDT #18552 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
I can only imagine the speculum is not nearly as fun as Speculoos.
To be fair, there's not much in the WORLD that is as fun as the unfortunately-named Speculoos.
Hil R. - Aug 10, 2012 11:20:43 am PDT #18553 of 30001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
I have no clue how old you are when you first get the speculum
Teenage or so. I think the guideline is something like first exam either when you become sexually active or when you turn either 18 or 21.
JZ - Aug 10, 2012 11:24:11 am PDT #18554 of 30001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
I'm sorry. I can't process any of this GYN talk because I'm still stuck on Sox's mom PRORATING HER BIRTHDAY CHECK. Seriously. I think that just broke something inside my head.
Burrell - Aug 10, 2012 11:27:15 am PDT #18555 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
the female PA who cracked jokes with the speculum as a puppet. 'Nuff said.
Ugh, reminds me of a memory I have tried to repress. Our first RE (fertility doctor) jokingly started humming the Lone Ranger's theme song during the AI procedure. After we left the office both DH and I agreed that we needed to switch doctors.