Harmony: Somebody remembered to pick me up the sweetest unicorn. Guess someone was feeling guilty for standing me up in tenth grade. Brad: What? Had to get her something. She sired me. Peaches: Sire-whipped.

'Beneath You'


Spike's Bitches 47: Someone Dangerous Could Get In  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Hil R. - Aug 10, 2012 11:20:43 am PDT #18553 of 30001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

I have no clue how old you are when you first get the speculum

Teenage or so. I think the guideline is something like first exam either when you become sexually active or when you turn either 18 or 21.


JZ - Aug 10, 2012 11:24:11 am PDT #18554 of 30001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

I'm sorry. I can't process any of this GYN talk because I'm still stuck on Sox's mom PRORATING HER BIRTHDAY CHECK. Seriously. I think that just broke something inside my head.


Burrell - Aug 10, 2012 11:27:15 am PDT #18555 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

the female PA who cracked jokes with the speculum as a puppet. 'Nuff said.

Ugh, reminds me of a memory I have tried to repress. Our first RE (fertility doctor) jokingly started humming the Lone Ranger's theme song during the AI procedure. After we left the office both DH and I agreed that we needed to switch doctors.


smonster - Aug 10, 2012 2:25:50 pm PDT #18556 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

I'm sorry. I can't process any of this GYN talk because I'm still stuck on Sox's mom PRORATING HER BIRTHDAY CHECK. Seriously. I think that just broke something inside my head.

Yeah, that's pretty mind-blowing. And you got a bill for your 40th? Sox, did that happen?

I did nap, but I got up and made it to the bank with 20 minutes to spare. And then the vet, and then the grocery store, where I wandered the aisles like a lost soul. I bought 3 bags of potato chips (Zapps on sale, what what), tortilla chips, seltzer, two cans of black beans, and a loaf of bread. IDEK. Oh, and a gallon of vinegar for cleaning.


dcp - Aug 10, 2012 2:50:42 pm PDT #18557 of 30001
The more I learn, the more I realize how little I know.

My father has been trying for a couple years now to get me on all of his accounts.

I'm trying to remember if US tax forms have asked me about foreign accounts....

For the record, I am not a tax preparer. You should seek advice from a tax preparer experienced with foreign accounts.

That said, there are at least three areas you should research on this topic.

  • Schedule B (1040) Part III -- see the instructions on page 2 of >[link]


sj - Aug 10, 2012 3:21:53 pm PDT #18558 of 30001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Trader Joe's report: The frozen falafel are pretty yummy. We made sandwiches for dinner with the falafel, tomatoes, homemade yogurt cucumber dip, and flat bread.


hippocampus - Aug 10, 2012 5:02:12 pm PDT #18559 of 30001
not your mom's socks.

you got a bill for your 40th? Sox, did that happen?

It did. Parents are funny.

Luckily, I got to see a lot of friends for my birthday too - and that made my year. Plus I have a new pair of fake cowboy boots. So all is not lost.


sj - Aug 10, 2012 5:06:38 pm PDT #18560 of 30001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

It did. Parents are funny.

There are no words for this.


hippocampus - Aug 10, 2012 5:06:47 pm PDT #18561 of 30001
not your mom's socks.

Aims, did your mom call?


Polter-Cow - Aug 10, 2012 5:32:34 pm PDT #18562 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Parents are funny.

Yeah, that's the word. For sure.