puppet?
oh hell no.
Danger's my birthright.
Buffy ,'The Killer In Me'
Spike's Bitches 47: Someone Dangerous Could Get In
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
le nubian - Aug 10, 2012 11:12:33 am PDT #18550 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."
omnis_audis - Aug 10, 2012 11:12:55 am PDT #18551 of 30001
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir
I mean, even for a girl (I have no clue how old you are when you first get the speculum), that seems wrong.
OK, gonna shut up now. Not my area of knowledge.
Steph L. - Aug 10, 2012 11:18:53 am PDT #18552 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
I can only imagine the speculum is not nearly as fun as Speculoos.
To be fair, there's not much in the WORLD that is as fun as the unfortunately-named Speculoos.
Hil R. - Aug 10, 2012 11:20:43 am PDT #18553 of 30001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
I have no clue how old you are when you first get the speculum
Teenage or so. I think the guideline is something like first exam either when you become sexually active or when you turn either 18 or 21.
JZ - Aug 10, 2012 11:24:11 am PDT #18554 of 30001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
I'm sorry. I can't process any of this GYN talk because I'm still stuck on Sox's mom PRORATING HER BIRTHDAY CHECK. Seriously. I think that just broke something inside my head.
Burrell - Aug 10, 2012 11:27:15 am PDT #18555 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
the female PA who cracked jokes with the speculum as a puppet. 'Nuff said.
Ugh, reminds me of a memory I have tried to repress. Our first RE (fertility doctor) jokingly started humming the Lone Ranger's theme song during the AI procedure. After we left the office both DH and I agreed that we needed to switch doctors.
smonster - Aug 10, 2012 2:25:50 pm PDT #18556 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
I'm sorry. I can't process any of this GYN talk because I'm still stuck on Sox's mom PRORATING HER BIRTHDAY CHECK. Seriously. I think that just broke something inside my head.
Yeah, that's pretty mind-blowing. And you got a bill for your 40th? Sox, did that happen?
I did nap, but I got up and made it to the bank with 20 minutes to spare. And then the vet, and then the grocery store, where I wandered the aisles like a lost soul. I bought 3 bags of potato chips (Zapps on sale, what what), tortilla chips, seltzer, two cans of black beans, and a loaf of bread. IDEK. Oh, and a gallon of vinegar for cleaning.
dcp - Aug 10, 2012 2:50:42 pm PDT #18557 of 30001
The more I learn, the more I realize how little I know.
My father has been trying for a couple years now to get me on all of his accounts.
I'm trying to remember if US tax forms have asked me about foreign accounts....
For the record, I am not a tax preparer. You should seek advice from a tax preparer experienced with foreign accounts.
That said, there are at least three areas you should research on this topic.
- Form TD F 90-22.1 >[link]
- Form 8938 >[link]
- Schedule B (1040) Part III -- see the instructions on page 2 of >[link]
sj - Aug 10, 2012 3:21:53 pm PDT #18558 of 30001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
Trader Joe's report: The frozen falafel are pretty yummy. We made sandwiches for dinner with the falafel, tomatoes, homemade yogurt cucumber dip, and flat bread.
hippocampus - Aug 10, 2012 5:02:12 pm PDT #18559 of 30001
not your mom's socks.
you got a bill for your 40th? Sox, did that happen?
It did. Parents are funny.
Luckily, I got to see a lot of friends for my birthday too - and that made my year. Plus I have a new pair of fake cowboy boots. So all is not lost.