Off of work. I have errands, and cleaning and stuff to do, but I really just want a nap first. But if I nap, I may not get back up during business hours. Oh, life, so complicated.
Now hold on, I'm gonna press the right pedal harder. I expect us to accelerate.
Anya ,'Showtime'
Spike's Bitches 47: Someone Dangerous Could Get In
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
smonster - Aug 10, 2012 8:24:47 am PDT #18545 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
WindSparrow - Aug 10, 2012 11:04:31 am PDT #18546 of 30001
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
Old "country doctor" with his wife who is a nurse in the room during the exam? Much more comfortable than the female PA who cracked jokes with the speculum as a puppet. 'Nuff said.
omnis_audis - Aug 10, 2012 11:07:53 am PDT #18547 of 30001
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir
Wait, what? OK, I know I'm a guy, but that just sounds wrong.
amyth - Aug 10, 2012 11:10:28 am PDT #18548 of 30001
And none of us deserving the cruelty or the grace -- Leonard Cohen
Puppet? Noooo.
Polter-Cow - Aug 10, 2012 11:10:33 am PDT #18549 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
I can only imagine the speculum is not nearly as fun as Speculoos.
le nubian - Aug 10, 2012 11:12:33 am PDT #18550 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."
puppet?
oh hell no.
omnis_audis - Aug 10, 2012 11:12:55 am PDT #18551 of 30001
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir
I mean, even for a girl (I have no clue how old you are when you first get the speculum), that seems wrong.
OK, gonna shut up now. Not my area of knowledge.
Steph L. - Aug 10, 2012 11:18:53 am PDT #18552 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
I can only imagine the speculum is not nearly as fun as Speculoos.
To be fair, there's not much in the WORLD that is as fun as the unfortunately-named Speculoos.
Hil R. - Aug 10, 2012 11:20:43 am PDT #18553 of 30001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
I have no clue how old you are when you first get the speculum
Teenage or so. I think the guideline is something like first exam either when you become sexually active or when you turn either 18 or 21.
JZ - Aug 10, 2012 11:24:11 am PDT #18554 of 30001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
I'm sorry. I can't process any of this GYN talk because I'm still stuck on Sox's mom PRORATING HER BIRTHDAY CHECK. Seriously. I think that just broke something inside my head.