David, that is super nice of you to offer to send stuff to Steph's brother.
I'm worried about him!
Zoe: Don't think it's a good spot, sir. She still has the advantage over us. Mal: Everyone always does. That's what makes us special.
'Serenity'
Spike's Bitches 47: Someone Dangerous Could Get In
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
DavidS - May 17, 2012 11:06:50 am PDT #13493 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Zenkitty - May 17, 2012 11:11:26 am PDT #13494 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
But I'm willing to send you an elaborately baroque Cirque De Soleil theme with asshooks if that would help. That's the kind of help I can offer.
Oh, thanks, that's great, my mind took the suggestion and ran with it. Now I have an entire Cirque du Soleil performance involving people spinning on asshooks playing in my head.
benedryl hangover
That's a real thing, right? Doesn't just happen to me, then.
omnis, I offer you a virtual neckrub.
Timer method not working, it's just annoying me. I have Ghost Hunters reruns playing off the DVR, which is my version of podcasts, usually that helps me focus, but not today.
Part of the problem is the sheer overwhelming amount of work. (My boss has decided we have to do a Project that will take two days out of my already-tight schedule.) A large amount of work makes me dive in and get it done. An impossible amount of work makes me say fuck it and wander off to do something else.
billytea - May 17, 2012 11:17:39 am PDT #13495 of 30001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
Theme for what?
I'm hoping for Rubbery Figures.
amych - May 17, 2012 11:19:03 am PDT #13496 of 30001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
I just want to sprawl on my sofa and watch a Sherlock rerun.
Just noting that this sounds lovely even with no medications to speak of.
§ ita § - May 17, 2012 11:25:03 am PDT #13497 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Delectable kinky sexual fantasies.
No, I mean what kind of theme? A theme for Windows? A theme song? A theme for a tumblr?
DavidS - May 17, 2012 11:35:51 am PDT #13498 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
No, I mean what kind of theme? A theme for Windows? A theme song? A theme for a tumblr?
I was thinking more of a set of visual motifs and tropes for the fantasy. Starting with brightly attired acrobats and asshooks. But you know, Fuckyeahcircusasshooks could make a good tumblr.
omnis_audis - May 17, 2012 11:36:46 am PDT #13499 of 30001
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir
Smonster, KD Lang just sang "My Last Cigerrette" on my iPad. And I was thinking of you. How goes the quit smoking thing? So proud of you! I quit mostly cold turkey. But then again, I only smoked for a couple years in high school. But still had cravings for YEARS! And sometimes, when I smell a ciggy being lit, I crave it. But then I recall the taste, and how my clothes smell nasty, and the cost. And that puts me off. Yes, I quit when NY raised the taxes so it went from 75¢ a pack to $1!
Burrell - May 17, 2012 11:38:06 am PDT #13500 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
I want a theme song! And while it would be nice if my song had a good hook, I don't think I want any asshooks in it.
An ex of mine once wrote a song about me, but it was really all about trying to get over me and the chorus went something like "take a shit, you'll feel better." Which, um, is never gonna be my theme song.
Atropa - May 17, 2012 11:41:39 am PDT #13501 of 30001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
I have a theme song! Which makes me giggle a lot.
Steph L. - May 17, 2012 11:42:31 am PDT #13502 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
people spinning on asshooks playing in my head.
Red! Red! Not rated for suspension!