Can't even shout, Can't even cry. The Gentlemen are coming by. Looking in windows, knocking on doors. They need to take seven, and they might take yours. Can't call to mom, can't say a word. You're gonna die screaming but you won't be heard.

Dream Girl ,'Bring On The Night'


Spike's Bitches 47: Someone Dangerous Could Get In  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


§ ita § - May 17, 2012 11:25:03 am PDT #13497 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Delectable kinky sexual fantasies.

No, I mean what kind of theme? A theme for Windows? A theme song? A theme for a tumblr?


DavidS - May 17, 2012 11:35:51 am PDT #13498 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

No, I mean what kind of theme? A theme for Windows? A theme song? A theme for a tumblr?

I was thinking more of a set of visual motifs and tropes for the fantasy. Starting with brightly attired acrobats and asshooks. But you know, Fuckyeahcircusasshooks could make a good tumblr.


omnis_audis - May 17, 2012 11:36:46 am PDT #13499 of 30001
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

Smonster, KD Lang just sang "My Last Cigerrette" on my iPad. And I was thinking of you. How goes the quit smoking thing? So proud of you! I quit mostly cold turkey. But then again, I only smoked for a couple years in high school. But still had cravings for YEARS! And sometimes, when I smell a ciggy being lit, I crave it. But then I recall the taste, and how my clothes smell nasty, and the cost. And that puts me off. Yes, I quit when NY raised the taxes so it went from 75¢ a pack to $1!


Burrell - May 17, 2012 11:38:06 am PDT #13500 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

I want a theme song! And while it would be nice if my song had a good hook, I don't think I want any asshooks in it.

An ex of mine once wrote a song about me, but it was really all about trying to get over me and the chorus went something like "take a shit, you'll feel better." Which, um, is never gonna be my theme song.


Atropa - May 17, 2012 11:41:39 am PDT #13501 of 30001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

I have a theme song! Which makes me giggle a lot.


Steph L. - May 17, 2012 11:42:31 am PDT #13502 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

people spinning on asshooks playing in my head.

Red! Red! Not rated for suspension!


DavidS - May 17, 2012 11:55:13 am PDT #13503 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I have a theme song!

Me too!


omnis_audis - May 17, 2012 12:44:50 pm PDT #13504 of 30001
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

Sure, just as I get a head of steam going, and making some progress, I gotta go to a meeting. Blargh.


Typo Boy - May 17, 2012 12:57:18 pm PDT #13505 of 30001
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.

Happy Birthday Vortex. And for perspective, I'm 52. So if you have entered your 5th decade, I'm well into my sixth.

[Edited to make ita ! look crazy.]


§ ita § - May 17, 2012 1:00:15 pm PDT #13506 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I entered my 4th decade over 12 years ago

22 years ago, to be accurate.