It's good to have cargo. Makes us a target for every other scavenger out there, though, but sometimes that's fun too.

Mal ,'Shindig'


Spike's Bitches 47: Someone Dangerous Could Get In  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


amych - May 17, 2012 11:19:03 am PDT #13496 of 30001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

I just want to sprawl on my sofa and watch a Sherlock rerun.

Just noting that this sounds lovely even with no medications to speak of.


§ ita § - May 17, 2012 11:25:03 am PDT #13497 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Delectable kinky sexual fantasies.

No, I mean what kind of theme? A theme for Windows? A theme song? A theme for a tumblr?


DavidS - May 17, 2012 11:35:51 am PDT #13498 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

No, I mean what kind of theme? A theme for Windows? A theme song? A theme for a tumblr?

I was thinking more of a set of visual motifs and tropes for the fantasy. Starting with brightly attired acrobats and asshooks. But you know, Fuckyeahcircusasshooks could make a good tumblr.


omnis_audis - May 17, 2012 11:36:46 am PDT #13499 of 30001
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

Smonster, KD Lang just sang "My Last Cigerrette" on my iPad. And I was thinking of you. How goes the quit smoking thing? So proud of you! I quit mostly cold turkey. But then again, I only smoked for a couple years in high school. But still had cravings for YEARS! And sometimes, when I smell a ciggy being lit, I crave it. But then I recall the taste, and how my clothes smell nasty, and the cost. And that puts me off. Yes, I quit when NY raised the taxes so it went from 75¢ a pack to $1!


Burrell - May 17, 2012 11:38:06 am PDT #13500 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

I want a theme song! And while it would be nice if my song had a good hook, I don't think I want any asshooks in it.

An ex of mine once wrote a song about me, but it was really all about trying to get over me and the chorus went something like "take a shit, you'll feel better." Which, um, is never gonna be my theme song.


Atropa - May 17, 2012 11:41:39 am PDT #13501 of 30001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

I have a theme song! Which makes me giggle a lot.


Steph L. - May 17, 2012 11:42:31 am PDT #13502 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

people spinning on asshooks playing in my head.

Red! Red! Not rated for suspension!


DavidS - May 17, 2012 11:55:13 am PDT #13503 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I have a theme song!

Me too!


omnis_audis - May 17, 2012 12:44:50 pm PDT #13504 of 30001
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

Sure, just as I get a head of steam going, and making some progress, I gotta go to a meeting. Blargh.


Typo Boy - May 17, 2012 12:57:18 pm PDT #13505 of 30001
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.

Happy Birthday Vortex. And for perspective, I'm 52. So if you have entered your 5th decade, I'm well into my sixth.

[Edited to make ita ! look crazy.]