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Buffy: A Guide, but no water or food. So it leads me to the sacred place and then a week later it leads you to my bleached bones? Giles: Buffy, really. It takes more than a week to bleach bones.

'Dirty Girls'

Spike's Bitches 47: Someone Dangerous Could Get In

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[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.

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DavidS - May 17, 2012 10:29:36 am PDT #13480 of 30001

"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

But that's what I do anyway!

Well. You still have to sack up and do the onerous task.

What do you want? Asshook prompts? You know them better than I do! But I'm willing to send you an elaborately baroque Cirque De Soleil theme with asshooks if that would help. That's the kind of help I can offer.

omnis_audis - May 17, 2012 10:31:31 am PDT #13481 of 30001

omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

oh no. We have resorted to Asshooks again. Where is NoiseDesign when you need him? Wasn't he the king of asshooks? And for whatever reason, my brain reads "asshooks" and thinks astericks. Hey, if my brain made sense, I'd be a happy camper. I'm going to blame that one on all the concussions I had as a kid (gravity, it really sucks when you walk on crutches).

DavidS - May 17, 2012 10:35:21 am PDT #13482 of 30001

"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

oh no. We have resorted to Asshooks again.

::points upward to thread header::

sj - May 17, 2012 10:37:01 am PDT #13483 of 30001

"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

But that's what I do anyway!

I suck at bribing myself with things too. It has never worked for me, even when I was kid and Mom used to try and bribe me with a toy, etc.

omnis_audis - May 17, 2012 10:40:47 am PDT #13484 of 30001

omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

::points upward to thread header::

Asshooks are not mentioned up there. IJS. Not that I'm squeemish or anything. It's just the nuclear option or something.

DavidS - May 17, 2012 10:42:02 am PDT #13485 of 30001

"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

It's just the nuclear option

Apparently you've never clicked on one of ita's links which make asshooks look like flint tipped arrows.

omnis_audis - May 17, 2012 10:43:22 am PDT #13486 of 30001

omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

I learned to avoid those links. Especially at work.

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Morgana, just read beep me. Tons of kidney~ma to you! (almost had a typo there of kindly~ma, which isn't a bad typo, just not what I wanted to type).

§ ita § - May 17, 2012 10:44:23 am PDT #13487 of 30001

Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

an elaborately baroque Cirque De Soleil theme with asshooks

Theme for what?

Calli - May 17, 2012 10:44:42 am PDT #13488 of 30001

I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

Even benedryl couldn't get me to sleep properly last night, but the benedryl hangover is still hanging on this afternoon. I just want to sprawl on my sofa and watch a Sherlock rerun.

le nubian - May 17, 2012 10:45:25 am PDT #13489 of 30001

"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

Zenkitty,

I got nothing for you except to use the pomodoro technique. That always helps me out when I my concentration is fucked.

25 minutes on task, 5 min break. If that is too much, try 10 minutes as a warm up.

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