It's just the nuclear option
Apparently you've never clicked on one of ita's links which make asshooks look like flint tipped arrows.
You're like my fairy godmother, and Santa Claus, and Q all wrapped up into one! Q from Bond, not Star Trek.
Buffy ,'Help'
Spike's Bitches 47: Someone Dangerous Could Get In
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
DavidS - May 17, 2012 10:42:02 am PDT #13485 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
omnis_audis - May 17, 2012 10:43:22 am PDT #13486 of 30001
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir
I learned to avoid those links. Especially at work.
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Morgana, just read beep me. Tons of kidney~ma to you! (almost had a typo there of kindly~ma, which isn't a bad typo, just not what I wanted to type).
§ ita § - May 17, 2012 10:44:23 am PDT #13487 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
an elaborately baroque Cirque De Soleil theme with asshooks
Theme for what?
Calli - May 17, 2012 10:44:42 am PDT #13488 of 30001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
Even benedryl couldn't get me to sleep properly last night, but the benedryl hangover is still hanging on this afternoon. I just want to sprawl on my sofa and watch a Sherlock rerun.
le nubian - May 17, 2012 10:45:25 am PDT #13489 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."
Zenkitty,
I got nothing for you except to use the pomodoro technique. That always helps me out when I my concentration is fucked.
25 minutes on task, 5 min break. If that is too much, try 10 minutes as a warm up.
EpicTangent - May 17, 2012 10:55:34 am PDT #13490 of 30001
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty
Zen, would podcasts help at all? Sounds weird, but when I HAVE TO focus on something, but JUST CAN'T FOCUS, sometimes putting on a podcast helps distract my brain enough that the part that's BORED with the doc I'm proofing (or whatever) is engaged, and the leftover part can keep reading. (Recommended by an also-ADD-friend, though she uses audiobooks. I'm cheaper than her and podcasts are free).
smonster - May 17, 2012 11:02:51 am PDT #13491 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
I endorse both the timer and podcast methods, and sometimes use them simultaneously.
David, that is super nice of you to offer to send stuff to Steph's brother.
Morgana, I think I already wished you ~ma? It's hard for me to remember posting on the iPhone on short breaks. If I didn't, then I wish you lots of kidney~ma. If I did, well, a little more never hurt.
DavidS - May 17, 2012 11:06:28 am PDT #13492 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Theme for what?
Delectable kinky sexual fantasies.
DavidS - May 17, 2012 11:06:50 am PDT #13493 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
David, that is super nice of you to offer to send stuff to Steph's brother.
I'm worried about him!
Zenkitty - May 17, 2012 11:11:26 am PDT #13494 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
But I'm willing to send you an elaborately baroque Cirque De Soleil theme with asshooks if that would help. That's the kind of help I can offer.
Oh, thanks, that's great, my mind took the suggestion and ran with it. Now I have an entire Cirque du Soleil performance involving people spinning on asshooks playing in my head.
benedryl hangover
That's a real thing, right? Doesn't just happen to me, then.
omnis, I offer you a virtual neckrub.
Timer method not working, it's just annoying me. I have Ghost Hunters reruns playing off the DVR, which is my version of podcasts, usually that helps me focus, but not today.
Part of the problem is the sheer overwhelming amount of work. (My boss has decided we have to do a Project that will take two days out of my already-tight schedule.) A large amount of work makes me dive in and get it done. An impossible amount of work makes me say fuck it and wander off to do something else.