I'm supposed to deliver you to the Master now. There's this whole deal where I get to be immortal. Are you cool with that?

Xander ,'Lessons'


Spike's Bitches 47: Someone Dangerous Could Get In  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Zenkitty - May 17, 2012 10:15:32 am PDT #13476 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

He's got serious vitamin deficiencies to deal with, as well as the hepatitis (his doctor told him he probably had a year AT MOST before it would have progressed to cirrhosis [let's remember he's 35 fucking years old]), but he's doing okay physically, and should recover well in time.

Fuck, he did this just in time, didn't he? I hope this all goes well for him and he can stay with it.

People, I need help. My brain does not want to deal with work today. The stress is getting to me. Tell me something that will help me focus and give me courage.


DavidS - May 17, 2012 10:18:39 am PDT #13477 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Tell me something that will help me focus and give me courage.

If you get past this week, then on the weekend you can treat yourself to something delicious, spend hours on a delectable kinky fantasy, go to the movies or read your favorite book. Just get over this hurdle and the weekend is yours!


Zenkitty - May 17, 2012 10:21:37 am PDT #13478 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

If you get past this week, then on the weekend you can treat yourself to something delicious, spend hours on a delectable kinky fantasy, go to the movies or read your favorite book. Just get over this hurdle and the weekend is yours!

But that's what I do anyway!


omnis_audis - May 17, 2012 10:22:59 am PDT #13479 of 30001
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

People, I need help. My brain does not want to deal with work today. The stress is getting to me. Tell me something that will help me focus and give me courage.
I am no help in this matter. I have low will to work right now myself. I am looking forward to not working this weekend, and productivity has PLUMMETED. I'm still trying to catch up on sleep, and my neck still hurts like a mo-fo from passing out in the recliner the other night. Well, not quite like a mo-fo, that was yesterday. But still aches like a sonofabitch. (what? Pain is required to have a cuss word. It's the law!)

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Happy Birthday Vortex!!!! May the day be all you wish it to be. And everyone spoil you rotten.


DavidS - May 17, 2012 10:29:36 am PDT #13480 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

But that's what I do anyway!

Well. You still have to sack up and do the onerous task.

What do you want? Asshook prompts? You know them better than I do! But I'm willing to send you an elaborately baroque Cirque De Soleil theme with asshooks if that would help. That's the kind of help I can offer.


omnis_audis - May 17, 2012 10:31:31 am PDT #13481 of 30001
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

oh no. We have resorted to Asshooks again. Where is NoiseDesign when you need him? Wasn't he the king of asshooks? And for whatever reason, my brain reads "asshooks" and thinks astericks. Hey, if my brain made sense, I'd be a happy camper. I'm going to blame that one on all the concussions I had as a kid (gravity, it really sucks when you walk on crutches).


DavidS - May 17, 2012 10:35:21 am PDT #13482 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

oh no. We have resorted to Asshooks again.

::points upward to thread header::


sj - May 17, 2012 10:37:01 am PDT #13483 of 30001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

But that's what I do anyway!

I suck at bribing myself with things too. It has never worked for me, even when I was kid and Mom used to try and bribe me with a toy, etc.


omnis_audis - May 17, 2012 10:40:47 am PDT #13484 of 30001
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

::points upward to thread header::
Asshooks are not mentioned up there. IJS. Not that I'm squeemish or anything. It's just the nuclear option or something.


DavidS - May 17, 2012 10:42:02 am PDT #13485 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

It's just the nuclear option

Apparently you've never clicked on one of ita's links which make asshooks look like flint tipped arrows.