I'm 17. Looking at linoleum makes me want to have sex.

Xander ,'First Date'


Spike's Bitches 47: Someone Dangerous Could Get In  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


DavidS - May 17, 2012 8:34:28 am PDT #13471 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Hey Tep, does he have any digital toys with him in the hospital? (iPad? iPhone?) I could send him some Dropbox links with music or interesting diversions.


Burrell - May 17, 2012 8:36:46 am PDT #13472 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Thanks for the update, Steph. Sending much ~ma to your brother.


Steph L. - May 17, 2012 8:39:10 am PDT #13473 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Hey Tep, does he have any digital toys with him in the hospital? (iPad? iPhone?)

He has his cell phone, and I can't remember if it's an iPhone. I'll have to ask him that. He has an iPad, but I don't know if he has it with him. I'd be Netflixing everything on the planet, but he was watching Road Runner cartoons when he called me.

I'll ask him next time he calls. Thanks *so* much!


DavidS - May 17, 2012 8:41:03 am PDT #13474 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I'll ask him next time he calls. Thanks *so* much!

I got all kinds of cool shit I could share with him. So have his lovely wife bring him the iPad and I will relieve his tedium.


EpicTangent - May 17, 2012 8:59:37 am PDT #13475 of 30001
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty

first meara in looong while...

yikes, askye, hate that when people make you walk on eggshells for no good reason. Good luck finding balance.

smonster, you're welcome...and I'm sorry? Anyway, good luck with ditching the nic, however you go about it. (Also, yay, raise!)

bonny, I'm glad you've decided to excise such a toxic person. I hope you won't have the mental recording nagging at you (like I would in the same situation), but can be certain and move on.

Happiest of Birthdays, Vortex!!

kidney-ma for Morgana. I hope you jump through all the necessary hoops today and get on all the necessary lists.

What he said.

she shook her head and said "that was you."

Selective memory in action! Good luck with that, Sox. (And the panties, I'm no help. I buy them all the time and probably 1/3 of my panty drawer is stuff I can't/won't wear [note to self - that's stupid, organize & eliminate]) Good luck with that too, for a small thing, they really can screw with your day.

Gathered lunch from Whole Foods. Hot outside. I have a week's worth of work to do in two days, and all I want to do is go see Avengers again.

Wow, Zen is me. Except for lunch from Whole Foods (but I could run to Fresh & Easy at lunch, hmmm).

Connie & ita_!, thanks, I knew I could count on someone to say it before I got to the bottom of the page (People who think being accurate is important - I love you guys!)

Steph, thanks so much for the update. Mucho, mucho recovery-ma for your bro.


Zenkitty - May 17, 2012 10:15:32 am PDT #13476 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

He's got serious vitamin deficiencies to deal with, as well as the hepatitis (his doctor told him he probably had a year AT MOST before it would have progressed to cirrhosis [let's remember he's 35 fucking years old]), but he's doing okay physically, and should recover well in time.

Fuck, he did this just in time, didn't he? I hope this all goes well for him and he can stay with it.

People, I need help. My brain does not want to deal with work today. The stress is getting to me. Tell me something that will help me focus and give me courage.


DavidS - May 17, 2012 10:18:39 am PDT #13477 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Tell me something that will help me focus and give me courage.

If you get past this week, then on the weekend you can treat yourself to something delicious, spend hours on a delectable kinky fantasy, go to the movies or read your favorite book. Just get over this hurdle and the weekend is yours!


Zenkitty - May 17, 2012 10:21:37 am PDT #13478 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

If you get past this week, then on the weekend you can treat yourself to something delicious, spend hours on a delectable kinky fantasy, go to the movies or read your favorite book. Just get over this hurdle and the weekend is yours!

But that's what I do anyway!


omnis_audis - May 17, 2012 10:22:59 am PDT #13479 of 30001
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

People, I need help. My brain does not want to deal with work today. The stress is getting to me. Tell me something that will help me focus and give me courage.
I am no help in this matter. I have low will to work right now myself. I am looking forward to not working this weekend, and productivity has PLUMMETED. I'm still trying to catch up on sleep, and my neck still hurts like a mo-fo from passing out in the recliner the other night. Well, not quite like a mo-fo, that was yesterday. But still aches like a sonofabitch. (what? Pain is required to have a cuss word. It's the law!)

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Happy Birthday Vortex!!!! May the day be all you wish it to be. And everyone spoil you rotten.


DavidS - May 17, 2012 10:29:36 am PDT #13480 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

But that's what I do anyway!

Well. You still have to sack up and do the onerous task.

What do you want? Asshook prompts? You know them better than I do! But I'm willing to send you an elaborately baroque Cirque De Soleil theme with asshooks if that would help. That's the kind of help I can offer.