the ultimate fart joke?
Love it.
Then he said, "yes'm
I get this a lot. And Miss Laura. It is tough to change cultural norms. It sounds like things are going well in the new job though!
Ok, enough delaying getting showered. Suture removal day!
Hey! What a surprise! Hostile 17! Can I get you a drink, Hostile 17?
Xander ,'Dirty Girls'
Spike's Bitches 47: Someone Dangerous Could Get In
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Laura - May 08, 2012 3:07:11 am PDT #12895 of 30001
Our wings are not tired.
Toddson - May 08, 2012 4:45:33 am PDT #12896 of 30001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
the guys would start pointing at me and signing
Well, better than pointing and laughing, I guess.
Polter-Cow - May 08, 2012 5:07:15 am PDT #12897 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Today's Wondermark is relevant to an earlier conversation about waiting at the doctor's office.
Fred Pete - May 08, 2012 5:21:29 am PDT #12898 of 30001
Ann, that's a ferret.
Belated Happy Birthday, Glamcookie!
Laura - May 08, 2012 5:25:04 am PDT #12899 of 30001
Our wings are not tired.
I missed Glamcookie's birthday yesterday. I hope it was spectacular! I hope you are feeling better, GC.
smonster - May 08, 2012 6:15:13 am PDT #12900 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
Jilli, if you're around, or anyone else has a suggestion, I am in search of a sunscreen for my face. Everything seems to sting - I even got a chemical-free scent-free kids kind this weekend, and it's better but but my face still prickles a little. It's gotta be very sweat resistant, and the higher the SPF the better. Signed, would rather not have a farmer's tan nor skin cancer later in life.
billytea - May 08, 2012 6:34:18 am PDT #12901 of 30001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
hippocampus - May 08, 2012 7:32:26 am PDT #12902 of 30001
not your mom's socks.
Happy belated birthday GC!
omnis_audis - May 08, 2012 8:11:56 am PDT #12903 of 30001
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir
Sumi, glad to hear it was benign !
Calli - May 08, 2012 8:29:14 am PDT #12904 of 30001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
Yay, sumi!