Yesterday, my life's like, 'Uh-oh, pop quiz!' Today it's like, 'rain of toads.'

Xander ,'Beneath You'


Spike's Bitches 47: Someone Dangerous Could Get In  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


hippocampus - May 08, 2012 7:32:26 am PDT #12902 of 30001
not your mom's socks.

Happy belated birthday GC!


omnis_audis - May 08, 2012 8:11:56 am PDT #12903 of 30001
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

Sumi, glad to hear it was benign !


Calli - May 08, 2012 8:29:14 am PDT #12904 of 30001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

Yay, sumi!


Steph L. - May 08, 2012 8:38:49 am PDT #12905 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Sumi, excellent news! I'm so happy for you!

ION, I'm irked with my OB/GYN's office. Short version (whitefonted for TMI): I thought I had a yeast infection, treated it with OTC stuff, no improvement. Based on that, thought it might be a UTI, but the sample came back clean, so primary-care doc treated it as bacterial vaginosis. Perhaps a little improvement, but not much, but now I am clearly having textbook symptoms of a yeast infection, which I was not having before (which I will not describe, but there is no doubt that's what it is).

So I call my OB/GYN's office, and ask the gatekeeper if, based on that history (symptoms + failure of OTC treatment), could the doctor call in a prescription for Diflucan (which is a pill and much more effective than OTC stuff). Gatekeeper says no -- without consulting the doctor -- that because the OTC treatment didn't work, I need to come in for an exam, because if the OTC treatment failed, then it's obviously not a yeast infection and it's probably bacterial.

I asked her, "Did you hear me when I said my primary care doctor treated me for bacterial vaginosis? And the treatment didn't help? I'm 40 years old, and I've had yeast infections before, and these symptoms are pretty clear." And I described them quite graphically.

And Gatekeeper was snottily insistent that no, if the OTC treatment didn't work, then clearly I don't have a yeast infection. Which is BULLSHIT. Prescription treatments like Diflucan exist specifically *because* OTC treatments sometimes just aren't a big enough gun to wipe out the yeast infection.

But no, I have to come in, and she doesn't have an opening until Friday. Which I also bitched about. Really? I have to see you in order to get treatment, but I have to wait 3 more days with this?

And the thing is, the *doctor* might have been cool with just calling in a prescription, but I couldn't get past the receptionist. I asked her if the doctor could just call me and talk to me, and she said no, I need to come in for an exam.

That doctor is getting an earful on Friday. (And my primary-care doctor won't call in a prescription for Diflucan for me; I already asked, and she said she's not comfortable doing that since she's not an OB/GYN.)

My magical ladyparts are PISSED.


Fred Pete - May 08, 2012 9:04:27 am PDT #12906 of 30001
Ann, that's a ferret.

Yay, sumi!

Sane~doctor~ma, Steph.


sumi - May 08, 2012 9:11:28 am PDT #12907 of 30001
Art Crawl!!!

I can't tell you how relieved I was to hear the news.

OMG, Steph - that's nutty and I hope that your doctor is sensible even if his/her office staff is not.


brenda m - May 08, 2012 9:18:50 am PDT #12908 of 30001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Thank goodness, sumi. And fucking hell, Steph.


beth b - May 08, 2012 9:35:47 am PDT #12909 of 30001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

yay sumi


JZ - May 08, 2012 9:41:14 am PDT #12910 of 30001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

What a frickin' PITA, Tep. Definitely give the doctor an earful on Friday. Not on, Gatekeeper. Not. On.

But yay yay yay sumi!


ChiKat - May 08, 2012 9:57:18 am PDT #12911 of 30001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Yay, sumi!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Finally, some good news in these parts.

Unlike Teppy's lady parts which are full of bad news right now.