She's terse. I can be terse. Once in flight school, I was laconic.

Wash ,'War Stories'


Spike's Bitches 47: Someone Dangerous Could Get In  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


smonster - May 03, 2012 8:27:01 pm PDT #12653 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Three hours and counting, waiting for the police* to come by so she can file a missing persons report.

* She called the non-emergency number. It's Jazzfest. It's NOPD.


Burrell - May 03, 2012 8:45:40 pm PDT #12654 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Oh smonster, I saw on FB.


smonster - May 03, 2012 9:00:07 pm PDT #12655 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

OMFG, they called again and it was filed as "unfounded," supposedly they drove by and no one was here. Bullshit. We saw one car with lights but no siren (which happens frequently in the neighborhood), but it turned on just upstreet of us and didn't go past us. So now they're sending someone again, supposedly. Good thing work tomorrow is optional for me.

Okay, they're here.


Liese S. - May 03, 2012 9:11:57 pm PDT #12656 of 30001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

Sheesh, smonster. I'm glad you're there for your friend.


smonster - May 03, 2012 9:26:35 pm PDT #12657 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Oy. That's all I got right now. Police panties in a wad.


smonster - May 03, 2012 10:00:06 pm PDT #12658 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Okay, thank god, a report is being filed. I called all the hospitals and two jails, she's not there and no Jane Does.


omnis_audis - May 03, 2012 10:01:12 pm PDT #12659 of 30001
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

What a day for all of us. Group brackets??

{{{{{{ Bitches }}}}}}


Toddson - May 04, 2012 5:58:18 am PDT #12660 of 30001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

A little something for your utility belt.


Zenkitty - May 04, 2012 6:20:10 am PDT #12661 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Much ~ma for your friend and her daughter, smonster. That's about the most awful feeling I can imagine.


erikaj - May 04, 2012 6:40:23 am PDT #12662 of 30001
"already on the kiss-cam with Karl Marx"-

wrod. If I write a drabble about Dawn for the Merry Month of Masturbation Challenge, is that gross? Will I be shunned by shunned people?