Oh, I'm gonna go to the special hell.

Mal ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


Spike's Bitches 47: Someone Dangerous Could Get In  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


smonster - May 03, 2012 9:00:07 pm PDT #12655 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

OMFG, they called again and it was filed as "unfounded," supposedly they drove by and no one was here. Bullshit. We saw one car with lights but no siren (which happens frequently in the neighborhood), but it turned on just upstreet of us and didn't go past us. So now they're sending someone again, supposedly. Good thing work tomorrow is optional for me.

Okay, they're here.


Liese S. - May 03, 2012 9:11:57 pm PDT #12656 of 30001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

Sheesh, smonster. I'm glad you're there for your friend.


smonster - May 03, 2012 9:26:35 pm PDT #12657 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Oy. That's all I got right now. Police panties in a wad.


smonster - May 03, 2012 10:00:06 pm PDT #12658 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Okay, thank god, a report is being filed. I called all the hospitals and two jails, she's not there and no Jane Does.


omnis_audis - May 03, 2012 10:01:12 pm PDT #12659 of 30001
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

What a day for all of us. Group brackets??

{{{{{{ Bitches }}}}}}


Toddson - May 04, 2012 5:58:18 am PDT #12660 of 30001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

A little something for your utility belt.


Zenkitty - May 04, 2012 6:20:10 am PDT #12661 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Much ~ma for your friend and her daughter, smonster. That's about the most awful feeling I can imagine.


erikaj - May 04, 2012 6:40:23 am PDT #12662 of 30001
"already on the kiss-cam with Karl Marx"-

wrod. If I write a drabble about Dawn for the Merry Month of Masturbation Challenge, is that gross? Will I be shunned by shunned people?


Strix - May 04, 2012 6:43:28 am PDT #12663 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Morning, all! (And yes, it IS morning — I was able to sleep through the night and woke up to the dulcet sounds of chain saws.)

Y'all, your lovin' kicked my ass good. (Sounds like like a C&W song, no?) But I feel a LOT better today, for the first time in weeks, and I KNOW that if I hadn't written yesterday, it wouldn'r have happened.

So...thank you for being you and accepting of my whackadoo brain chem foibles.

One of my besties took me out for a brow wax, and the shop had an adorable owl mug I squeed over...and she bought me that, too, and I am drinking coffee out of it! It makes me happy. (I will post a pic to Facebook -- Beverly, I am Erin whose last name rhymes with animals of a porcine disposition.)

smonster, much -ma for your friend and daughter.

Today, I plan on doing some laundry, calling the lawnmower guy, doing the dishes and cleaning the rest of my office.

This weekend, I will harangue D into helping me to clean out the backyard and go to the grocery story, and get back into the groove of getting some work done.

Sincerely, I do not know what I would do without you all. I love you all.

AND OMG, BUY AVENGERS TIX!!!! Off to do that RIGHT NOW!


Polter-Cow - May 04, 2012 6:57:54 am PDT #12664 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Beverly, I am Erin whose last name rhymes with animals of a porcine disposition.)

Erin Maconbeast?