Mal: You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you here looking at me like I owe him something? Jayne: Wishing I could, Captain.

'Jaynestown'


Spike's Bitches 47: Someone Dangerous Could Get In  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


smonster - May 03, 2012 10:00:06 pm PDT #12658 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Okay, thank god, a report is being filed. I called all the hospitals and two jails, she's not there and no Jane Does.


omnis_audis - May 03, 2012 10:01:12 pm PDT #12659 of 30001
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

What a day for all of us. Group brackets??

{{{{{{ Bitches }}}}}}


Toddson - May 04, 2012 5:58:18 am PDT #12660 of 30001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

A little something for your utility belt.


Zenkitty - May 04, 2012 6:20:10 am PDT #12661 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Much ~ma for your friend and her daughter, smonster. That's about the most awful feeling I can imagine.


erikaj - May 04, 2012 6:40:23 am PDT #12662 of 30001
"already on the kiss-cam with Karl Marx"-

wrod. If I write a drabble about Dawn for the Merry Month of Masturbation Challenge, is that gross? Will I be shunned by shunned people?


Strix - May 04, 2012 6:43:28 am PDT #12663 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Morning, all! (And yes, it IS morning — I was able to sleep through the night and woke up to the dulcet sounds of chain saws.)

Y'all, your lovin' kicked my ass good. (Sounds like like a C&W song, no?) But I feel a LOT better today, for the first time in weeks, and I KNOW that if I hadn't written yesterday, it wouldn'r have happened.

So...thank you for being you and accepting of my whackadoo brain chem foibles.

One of my besties took me out for a brow wax, and the shop had an adorable owl mug I squeed over...and she bought me that, too, and I am drinking coffee out of it! It makes me happy. (I will post a pic to Facebook -- Beverly, I am Erin whose last name rhymes with animals of a porcine disposition.)

smonster, much -ma for your friend and daughter.

Today, I plan on doing some laundry, calling the lawnmower guy, doing the dishes and cleaning the rest of my office.

This weekend, I will harangue D into helping me to clean out the backyard and go to the grocery story, and get back into the groove of getting some work done.

Sincerely, I do not know what I would do without you all. I love you all.

AND OMG, BUY AVENGERS TIX!!!! Off to do that RIGHT NOW!


Polter-Cow - May 04, 2012 6:57:54 am PDT #12664 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Beverly, I am Erin whose last name rhymes with animals of a porcine disposition.)

Erin Maconbeast?


Strix - May 04, 2012 7:01:04 am PDT #12665 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Heh.

Erin _______ (rhymes with Pigs -- and yes, that was terrible trauma for my nerdy, picked-on childhood.)

Last name will go BOOM in a couple of hours.


omnis_audis - May 04, 2012 7:15:29 am PDT #12666 of 30001
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

Glad to hear you are feeling better Erin!

IOmeN, credit union finally came through with a pre-qualify certificate. I forward it to my realtor. She informs me, the selling bank wants a pre-qualify *APPROVAL*. Oh for the love of god. Dunno what this will take. I guess if it was easy, anyone could do it.


erikaj - May 04, 2012 7:29:07 am PDT #12667 of 30001
"already on the kiss-cam with Karl Marx"-

I like Maconbeast. It is better than my actual last name. Maybe I would change my name in marriage(ha, ha, like that'll happen) if I get to be Ms. Maconbeast