Here's a job for ... someone:
Well, it's not a scam. He says so right in the post!
If you want me to leave, you can put your hands on my hot, tight little body and make me.
Spike ,'Get It Done'
Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Jessica - May 10, 2011 5:29:45 am PDT #7671 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Dana - May 10, 2011 5:30:01 am PDT #7672 of 30001
I haven't trusted science since I saw the film "Flubber."
I love how being his "girlfriend" also involves filing.
Sue - May 10, 2011 5:31:01 am PDT #7673 of 30001
hip deep in pie
I love how being his "girlfriend" also involves filing.
I know! Light paperwork??
Dana - May 10, 2011 5:31:23 am PDT #7674 of 30001
I haven't trusted science since I saw the film "Flubber."
Come on, man. It's what girlfriends do.
Sue - May 10, 2011 5:32:32 am PDT #7675 of 30001
hip deep in pie
Screw that! Piling is filing, I say.
Amy - May 10, 2011 5:35:39 am PDT #7676 of 30001
Because books.
Just think, there's some lucky woman out there who'll get a job and a guy, all in one! @@
lisah - May 10, 2011 5:44:00 am PDT #7677 of 30001
Punishingly Intricate
It's interesting to me that he neither specifies an age range nor says that she should be single.
I could do it!
Except that this kind of attitude would make me have to slap him repeatedly:
got my heart ripped out by a girl and my self confidence ripped to shreds
Who hasn't?! Harden the fuck up!
§ ita § - May 10, 2011 5:44:23 am PDT #7678 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Job doesn't pay enough.
Religious news outlet digitally alters the Situation Room photo. Bad rulebreakers. Bad, bad rulebreakers.
Why give me a cold? Seriously! Why?
§ ita § - May 10, 2011 5:45:18 am PDT #7679 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Who hasn't?!
I haven't! By a guy either. I expect it should be epic, if I were to slip up and allow that sort of shit.
Wait...I have no self-confidence. Maybe that's why I'm immune.
Okay, going back to bed with some cough syrup.
Jesse - May 10, 2011 5:46:30 am PDT #7680 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Aw, man.
I did always wonder who posted the "normal" "personal assistant" jobs that were looking for an attractive young woman....until it turned out I knew one of them! This slightly skeevy guy who was a friend of a friend and a freelance writer. He figured, why not get some eyecandy with his dry cleaning? Shudder.