Graham said he was looking for a different type of texts, so i figured he did luck out.
Their texts were "i went to burger king pickle" type communications.
Nobody can tell Marmaduke what to do. That's my kind of dog.
Trick ,'First Date'
Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
§ ita § - May 07, 2011 8:09:27 pm PDT #7440 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
meara - May 07, 2011 8:13:44 pm PDT #7441 of 30001
Heh. Well, earlier I was having sexy chat with someone and suddenly got a text of
Not too bad. I used screenprinting ink, washed the soles with my showerhead, and then qtips to get in the grooves.
To which I was all "What? I think that sounds way kinkier (qtips in the grooves?) than anything we've been talking of..."
Zenkitty - May 07, 2011 8:35:37 pm PDT #7442 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
But, then again, you're also allowed to be straight and want to have sex with a woman for the tender closeness you can't get with a man.
Please. Whoever came up with that clearly hasn't slept with the same women I've slept with. "Tender closeness", what is that? - with teeth, maybe. Very close with the teeth. What's with the biting anyway? Does my aspect just invite biting? Is there a tattoo on my back that says "bite me; no, literally"?
DavidS - May 07, 2011 9:27:09 pm PDT #7443 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Yikes, Scrappy. We don't want your DH throwing a clot! That's strokes and deadsville, baby. Thank goodness for Nursey relatives.
Note to self: Hang out with Jen K. more often so she can nip my mortal afflictions in the bud.
but so far only one has listed incest as a top female fantasy. Srsly?
I'm not sure which side of the argument your "Srsly" is coming from and that's your own damn fault what with the cousins and the links and the glayvin.
amyth - May 08, 2011 1:33:57 am PDT #7444 of 30001
And none of us deserving the cruelty or the grace -- Leonard Cohen
Scrappy, that's totally scary! I'm glad you caught it early.
§ ita § - May 08, 2011 2:09:29 am PDT #7445 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I would love to make a flippant comment about my family and incest, but the incidence of relative abuse prevents me.
My sister has suggested I call into her colleague's sex show, but thought it important to suggest I use a pseud. My poor mother.
The nurse came in and asked, without preamble, that I put heating packs on my feet. No faffing around.
Calli - May 08, 2011 3:03:05 am PDT #7446 of 30001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
Scrappy, I'm glad your husband's DVT was caught early.
sarameg, I hope those probiotics kick in fast.
Happy mother's day to all mothers and those who unofficially fill the role!
Jesse - May 08, 2011 4:28:30 am PDT #7447 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Yikes, Scrappy! That DVT is nothing to be fucked with -- I'm glad you went to the doctor.
Happy mother's day, mothers!
Sheryl - May 08, 2011 4:36:18 am PDT #7448 of 30001
Fandom means never having to say "But where would I wear that?"
Timelies all!
Happy Mothers' Day to all maternal folk. We're taking Gary's mom out to dinner. (I sent my mom a nice flower arrangement)
flea - May 08, 2011 4:38:53 am PDT #7449 of 30001
information libertarian
I survived a girl scout campout with 7 2nd graders. And no coffee until just now. My husband is making me bacon, but I had to ASK.