'Safe'
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Heh. Well, earlier I was having sexy chat with someone and suddenly got a text of
Not too bad. I used screenprinting ink, washed the soles with my showerhead, and then qtips to get in the grooves.
To which I was all "What? I think that sounds way kinkier (qtips in the grooves?) than anything we've been talking of..."
But, then again, you're also allowed to be straight and want to have sex with a woman for the tender closeness you can't get with a man.
Please. Whoever came up with that clearly hasn't slept with the same women I've slept with. "Tender closeness", what is that? - with teeth, maybe. Very close with the teeth. What's with the biting anyway? Does my aspect just invite biting? Is there a tattoo on my back that says "bite me; no, literally"?
Yikes, Scrappy. We don't want your DH throwing a clot! That's strokes and deadsville, baby. Thank goodness for Nursey relatives.
Note to self: Hang out with Jen K. more often so she can nip my mortal afflictions in the bud.
but so far only one has listed incest as a top female fantasy. Srsly?
I'm not sure which side of the argument your "Srsly" is coming from and that's your own damn fault what with the cousins and the links and the glayvin.
Scrappy, that's totally scary! I'm glad you caught it early.
I would love to make a flippant comment about my family and incest, but the incidence of relative abuse prevents me.
My sister has suggested I call into her colleague's sex show, but thought it important to suggest I use a pseud. My poor mother.
The nurse came in and asked, without preamble, that I put heating packs on my feet. No faffing around.
Scrappy, I'm glad your husband's DVT was caught early.
sarameg, I hope those probiotics kick in fast.
Happy mother's day to all mothers and those who unofficially fill the role!
Yikes, Scrappy! That DVT is nothing to be fucked with -- I'm glad you went to the doctor.
Happy mother's day, mothers!
Timelies all!
Happy Mothers' Day to all maternal folk. We're taking Gary's mom out to dinner. (I sent my mom a nice flower arrangement)
I survived a girl scout campout with 7 2nd graders. And no coffee until just now. My husband is making me bacon, but I had to ASK.
My friend's artist husband did a cartoon drawing of her and the cat, and it's really an incredible likeness of her -- really flattering, while still looking just like her. I don't know how to say that to them without being insulting, so I'm saying it to you people.